I will never own a .....................................

[Winslow]

WHERE'S THE MONEY, LEBOWSKI??!!

 

[5StringBlues]

I will never own a nihilist

 

[Winslow]

I will never own a nihilist

Or, presumably, a marmot?

 

[PillO]

Them sporks are the definition of kind of good for multi use, really... great at nothing.

Now that i say that out loud... They are not even good... passable at best.

I use to keep a metal spork in my gigbag for situations when food is available with no utensils.

Good for soup... NOPE! Too shallow, anything juicy just drink the thing.

Good for pasta... NOPE! Tines are too short.

Better off carrying around tortillas and just burrito the stuff than to use a spork as a fork.

I keep a full size metal spoon, fork and butter knife now.

You too good to eat with your hands??

 

[Winslow]

 

[Tom Bomb]

Them sporks are the definition of kind of good for multi use, really... great at nothing.

Now that i say that out loud... They are not even good... passable at best.

I use to keep a metal spork in my gigbag for situations when food is available with no utensils.

Good for soup... NOPE! Too shallow, anything juicy just drink the thing.

Good for pasta... NOPE! Tines are too short.

Better off carrying around tortillas and just burrito the stuff than to use a spork as a fork.

I keep a full size metal spoon, fork and butter knife now.

What's the best metal for sporking? I gotsta know. (Not that it matters — not in the market. Never. Splades! That's where it's at. Finely honed, petrochemical, schizoid spoons with a workable edge.)
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[Richland123]

I will never own a unicycle.

 

[Snert]

Splades! That's where it's at. Finely honed, petrochemical, schizoid spoons with a workable edge.)

That's what I was using earlier. Genuine 70s vintage.

 

[NG51]

A bro romper.

 

[Tom Bomb]

I just splade my bacon & egg muckmuffins — kneaded a leg-up Don't tell anyone.

That's what I was using earlier. …

 

[Snert]

bacon & egg muckmuffins

I can't eat that unless I have a skin full of vodka, and I haven't done that in years.

 

[Tom Bomb]

No puke, no muckmuffin.

I can't eat that unless I have a skin full of vodka, and I haven't done that in years.

 

[foal30]

I will never own a unicycle.

I will never own a Bolivian jockstrap.

 

[Snert]

I will never own a Bolivian jockstrap.

Same here. I prefer the Brazilian ones, even if they tickle a bit until you get used to them.

 

[foal30]

Same here. I prefer the Brazilian ones, even if they tickle a bit until you get used to them.

Bolivian Unicyclists Jockstrap is a reference to Reginald Perrin

Super!

 

[Jeremy Crockett]

One of these:

 

[Snert]

Where's the coexist sticker? It's not a proper Pious without one.

 

[Jeremy Crockett]

I knew it was missing something!

 

[The Owl]

 

[Captain Chaos]

NBA team