I will never own a .....................................

[PillO]

An e-toilet.

I do not want ANYONE collecting my toilet data!

 

[Winslow]

I do not want ANYONE collecting my toilet data!

 

[PillO]

 

[Winslow]

Well, [bleep] you and your temporary image, font site!

So there!

 

[Root 5]

‘58 Les Paul
Crocs
Boomerang
Jaguar ( cat & guitar )
Socks without holes
Electric toothbrush

 

[PillO]

Boomerang

Once you have one, you can never get rid of it.

Jaguar ( cat & guitar )

What about the car?

Socks without holes

If socks had no holes, you would not be able to put your foot into it.

 

[5StringBlues]

used set of bass strings.

 

[Root 5]

What about the car?

That goes without saying because no one wants to own a Jaguar car

If socks had no holes, you would not be able to put your foot into it.

Bingo

 

[Richland123]

I will never own a vat of lard.

 

[PillO]

used set of bass strings.

Not ones that have been cut anyway...

 

[PillO]

I will never own a vat of lard.

[Sam Kinison mode]

Not married and not planning on getting married huh?

Oh oh OOOOOHHHH!

[/Sam Kinison mode]

 

[Tom Bomb]

I'll never hone a plastic spork. Gave up years ago.
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[Tom Bomb]

Evil Nev, erring — a-ding-ding-dingleberry.​

 

[S-Bigbottom]

I'll never hone a plastic spork. Gave up years ago.
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Them sporks are the definition of kind of good for multi use, really... great at nothing.

Now that i say that out loud... They are not even good... passable at best.

I use to keep a metal spork in my gigbag for situations when food is available with no utensils.

Good for soup... NOPE! Too shallow, anything juicy just drink the thing.

Good for pasta... NOPE! Tines are too short.

Better off carrying around tortillas and just burrito the stuff than to use a spork as a fork.

I keep a full size metal spoon, fork and butter knife now.

 

[Snert]

Good for pasta... NOPE! Tines are too short.

I just ate noodles with a spork. Yer not doin' it right.

 

[Richland123]

Them sporks are the definition of kind of good for multi use, really... great at nothing.

Now that i say that out loud... They are not even good... passable at best.

I use to keep a metal spork in my gigbag for situations when food is available with no utensils.

Good for soup... NOPE! Too shallow, anything juicy just drink the thing.

Good for pasta... NOPE! Tines are too short.

Better off carrying around tortillas and just burrito the stuff than to use a spork as a fork.

I keep a full size metal spoon, fork and butter knife now.

You need one of these.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

I just ate noodles with a spork. Yer not doin' it right.

Ya... I need a good swirly.

Or chopsticks.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

You need one of these.

I had one twenty or more years ago like that, the fork and spoon were separateable for eat time.

Could not find a real Swiss Army picture but this is close.

 

[StereoPlayer]

Own the skills to play Donna Lee like Jaco….

 

[5StringBlues]

Ya... I need a good swirly.

Or chopsticks.

I can give you a swirly, may not be what you want........