jrthebassguy: Let me finish these different culinary threads and seamlessly return to the British/English matters.
It is no other than the English writer Terry Pratchett who pointed out (in his Disc World series book "The Last Continent" - the one dealing with Australia*) that so-called local specialties are inedible for foreigners. Like that golonka (eisbein) that must be eaten with vodka or beer (and some French dude complained, since he had it with red wine). Or those kluski that might make you puke,
Diogenes. Or that rotten Swedish fish "surströmming". Or that lye-processed Norwegian fish named lutefisk. Or that terrible sea-food you get at Pappadeaux or that burnt, smoking meat you get at Mexican restaurant near Houston,
jrthebassguy ;-) Or that horrible food you get in China. Everybody could name some sort of food of this kind, and only few such as
Relic could swallow it
jrthebassguy, indeed, I had chances to get some good food for dinners in Sugar Land. Noticeable are gigantic portions served at American restaurants! The problem maybe is travelling in an international group (including English and Norwegian) where you are the weakest link and have to conform to tastes of other people at the same car

I've promised my wife a nice travel to Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi - being on our own we'll have the chance to experience these states from inside.
Bassybill, I agree with you regarding kielbasa wiejska (countryside sausage). With bigos -- it is parallel situation as with real ale. Real ale is only real in UK, and bigos is only true in Poland (we'll have genuine bigos for this Christmas). Still, bigos is very good if made properly; few have the chance to cook bigos for a week and suffer the smell of sauerkraut
Back to England and English culture!
A local deli here used to import canned and bottled English ales. We preferred John Smith's Extra Smooth (The Magnet) and Newcastle Brown Ale (The Star). However, I have been to UK several times, sometimes on business, sometimes just for pleasure. I gave myself time to frequent pubs and taste different real ales. One night I had a dozen of pints and survived that

My choice number one would be Old Speckled Hen, although I could not find real ale that would be really bad. Bitters are not my style, all the rest is fantastic. One of very good reasons to take a cheap flight to UK, indeed. The other would be trying and buying music gear. Bassybill, Denmark Street in London is known - what are other places of this kind in the UK? (I must say the second-hand market for gear in UK seems to be wonderful).
Regarding Marmite and Bovril: Nobody imports these to Poland! I've found I could order these from Ebay, but it looks that a friend will bring 5 x 400 g of Marmite this January, and I'll ask for Bovril, too. It must be yummy if I trust my taste!
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*) Can some Australian confirm it is what you eat there? At least Pratchett claims so
