If Basses Could Talk What Would They Say?

[ReasonablyHappy]

"You know that scale already!! Do a different one!!!"
... begins to play same scale in reverse... with some stank.

 

[BurnOut]

We seem happy on these stands, but inside we are dying of loneliness. You only play Mr BTB, we are not just eye candy. Why can't we live in a case like the Fender P does? What happened to all the 5 strings? Are we next to disappear without a trace?

 

[redwingxix]

Did you wash your hands?

 

[SactoBass]

"you know that slap thing sounds ridiculous 99% of the time, right?"

^^^THIS times 1,000,000.

 

[SactoBass]

"C'mon, let's rock the house tonight!"

 

[Spidey2112]

My Sadowsky MV4...

"You know, in the grand scheme of things, you can hit it a little harder. I'm not going to break... I love you."

 

[maplenecked]

Well aren’t you a pain in the neck

 

[BD Jones]

"Stop looking at 'bass porn' on the internet."
and
"Stop fondling other basses when you 'go out to get me new strings'".

 

[TolerancEJ]

"C'mon, let's rock the house tonight!"

You might be the owner of the only polite bass on TalkBass.

 

[robmclucky]

what do you mean "if"?

 

[Bunk McNulty]

You gettin’ in a rut boy! When’s the last time you did anything in Ab?

 

[xnewyorka]

 

[mikewalker]

Hey!!!

 

[gln1955]

"Don't blame me for sounding the way I do. You're the one playing."

 

[jd56hawk]

Mine say thanks every time I plug one of them in.

 

[Sid the Kid]

“Stop looking so bored to be playing me!”

 

[LowActionHero]

STOP SLAPPING ME!!

 

[Gorn]

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH WHAT AM I???!!! HOW HAVE I ACHIEVED SENTIENCE? KILL ME!!! PLEEEEAAAASSSE!!

 

[ggvicviper]

"You know, I'm getting a bit tired of Chromes..."

 

[higain617]

"The only people in the audience are the other bands."