If someone disrespected your gear...

[dangerouscello]

If they put their junk on my bass, I'd probably just return the favor and put my bass on their junk. I'd just do it a lot more forcefully :-D

 

[scottbass]

Thank you, OP, for putting your age in your profile. I see that you are 17. I assume the perpetrator(s) is(are) approximately that age, too.

I think I knew people who would do that kind of stuff when we were 17 - approx. 40 years ago!

You can rest assured that the bag-like body part dangler will indeed grow up sooner or later and will probably become a U.S. senator or something like that. Then we will probably read about his misadventures with text messages, youtube vidoes or the like!

Except me. I think I will probably be dead before that particular yay-hoo ever grows up!

 

[Toastfuzz]

James Westfall and Dr. Kenneth Noisewater have danced across my drummer's set at least once. It happens. Don't do it to someone who is prone to punching people in the face. Common sense.

 

[Munjibunga]

So we're really being asked what we would do if someone put their scrotum on our gear.

And people are actually dignifying that question with a direct response.

Unbelievable.

Did someone say scrotum?

 

[JMac- Wiskerface Designs]

The "Male Pouch" touching the gear would be taking things a bit to far. I'd think that a simple punch in the doughnut masher, wouldn't be enough for Me. I take'em out with an 80's style martial arts movie finally(ala, Chuck Norris 20 minute fight scene that could've been remedied with 1 bullet). But, then again the face punch would get the point accross......

 

[Pilgrim]

At 17, many things seem important which are not. Also, your self-image isn't developed, so you tend to be defensive.

Like I said earlier, this is all Jr. High stuff and adults (who aren't jerks) quickly move past it.

 

[No Malarky]

Beheading x2

 

[5StringBlues]

Swift kick in the Ding-ding.

 

[JohnMCA72]

Well it goes like this. Having practice and a friend calls up and asks if he can come chill and listen to music and some other people would join him. We thought having a small audience would be cool.
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THAT should never happen, & now you know a good reason why.