If Talkbass was a prison...

[Eric Perry]

Yo hands nice and supple... Like a lady's....


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[Phalex]

Rape, Murder, Arson, and Rape.

 

[ADbassman]

Genocide, probably.

 

[blendermassacre]

Corncob related Rape, corn cob related Murder, Arson, and corn cob related Rape.

fixed.

 

[Phalex]

fixed.

That wasn't rape man. Sadly, it was entirely consensual. Huh. Con-Sensual...... I think I just found us a name for our prison band.

 

[IconBasser]

That wasn't rape man. Sadly, it was entirely consensual.

lol! consensual corn-buggery.

 

[drteeth]

That wasn't rape man. Sadly, it was entirely consensual. Huh. Con-Sensual...... I think I just found us a name for our prison band.

The corn didn't look too happy about it tough...

 

[SamanthaCay]

I WAS FRAMED! FRAMED I SAY! FRAAAAMED!

 

[geeza]

Corn-Sensual...... I think I just found us a name for our prison band.

Fixed.

 

[rap138]

I'd like to be in for touching elizabeth hurleys boobs

 

[rap138]

....or for throwing stones to any fascist politician

 

[macaroni tony]

^the anger sharks are swimmin in my head!!!

 

[5StringBlues]

Yo hands nice and supple... Like a lady's....

Rape, Murder, Arson, and Rape.

Sigged and sigged. TYVM.

 

[nutso42]

For starting a forest fire by blowing up spray paint cans in our backyard.

 

[Thunderscreech]

I would be in for Posting While Intoxicated and Not Obeying Internet Law.

 

[Eric Perry]

Sigged and sigged. TYVM.

LOL!

 

[disenchant]

Wouldn't Jive be in for releasing toxic fumes? From his butt?

 

[sloasdaylight]

Wouldn't Jive be in for releasing toxic fumes? From his butt?

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN

 

[basstotheface]

I wish I could tell you that Phalex fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but prison is no fairy-tale world.

 

[disenchant]

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN

Which incidently, is the sensation when being in the vicinity of Jive's specialty gassers.