If Talkbass was a prison...

[jive1]

Regardless of whether I'm in for breaking Maki out, my 1001 tips for revenge, or killing a man by farting..........
I'm gonna be the dude that sells all you biotches for cigarettes.

"Yo! Big Wayne! Yeah, you can have Username for a Newport.
Dats OK, you can just use the kid until you can pay me next month"

"No Hector, if you want Disenchant, you're gonna have to come up with at least a carton of Marlboros cuz she actually has the plumbing"

 

[jive1]

Which incidently, is the sensation when being in the vicinity of Jive's specialty gassers.

And while you were finding that out, I found out that the sensation on the inside of my thighs were your ears.

 

[5StringBlues]

^

 

[disenchant]

And while you were finding that out, I found out that the sensation on the inside of my thighs were your ears.

...And now we know why my eyes are squinty!

 

[WickedPissah]

I'd be in for smuggling cigars.

 

[IconBasser]

I'd be in for smuggling cigars.

that's my job!

 

[Phalex]

I wish I could tell you that Phalex fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but prison is no fairy-tale world.

Siggable?? Yep!

 

[jonathan_matos5]

noise ordinance violations and disturbing the peace.

 

[lupini]

I'll be that kind of guy who swears innocence,
but is involved in every prison incident...

 

[MakiSupaStar]

And while you were finding that out, I found out that the sensation on the inside of my thighs were your ears.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Bump for lolz.

 

[WickedPissah]

that's my job!

can I buy some from you at least?

 

[IconBasser]

can I buy some from you at least?

why of course! Which would you like?

 

[WickedPissah]

why of course! Which would you like?

Cohiba and maybe some from that island that's 90 miles from florida.

 

[MatticusMania]

You know he smuggled those in up his butt, right?

 

[6jase5]

I'd be in for smuggling cigars.

In prison cigar smuggling isn't really a job or an offense, it's more like pre-season training for the shower. You may also want to dodge a rousing game of hide the nightstick.

 

[WickedPissah]

In prison cigar smuggling isn't really a job or an offense, it's more like pre-season training for the shower. You may also want to dodge a rousing game of hide the nightstick.

But i'd be in jail for smuggling cigars.

 

[IconBasser]

But i'd be in jail for smuggling cigars.

what the hell kind of offense is that? Petty theft wouldn't get you more than a fine, IIRC.

 

[WickedPissah]

what the hell kind of offense is that? Petty theft wouldn't get you more than a fine, IIRC.

Los cigaros cubanos, hombre.

 

[Cyber Soda]

I wish I could make witty puns like that.