If you could no longer play bass

[MRDOOM]

OK, hypothetical question. Lets say you lose both your arms in a freak lawnmower accident, or your doctor tells you that if you ever so much as pick up a bass again your reproductive organs will explode with the force of a hydrogen bomb.

What would your reaction be?
What would you do?
I have to say that my reaction would be something like thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc

just curious...

 

[DWBass]

I'd sing or play another instrument. Music is in me! Gotta do it!

 

[Nashrakh]

Learn to hold drumsticks with my feet.

 

[TAOspeedwagon]

I'd just kill myself.

 

[hankazoid]

If this guy can play guitar with his feet, maybe I can play bass with mine! Should be easier than guitar, right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuIkrsdrJLY

 

[rtslinger]

Let's not even joke about something like that!

 

[Mike Shevlin]

I'd buy a boat~ I know that doesn't make a lot of sense, but it's the first thing that came to mind.

 

[Drucifer]

I'd forget and pick up a bass and my junk would explode.

 

[Sam Evans]

Take some voice lessons and learn to sing properly.
Get into composition and electronic music.
It'd be a shame, but I'd live.

 

[billhilly66]

If I lost both my hands, playing bass wouldn't be the only thing I could no longer do.

 

[Exploiter8]

I guess I would be "Master of My Domain?"

X8

 

[MRDOOM]

I didnt mean for the suggestions to be taken literally, they were just meant to be funny. I just wanted to know what you would do if you could no longer play bass.

 

[becker4567]

I'd probably save alot of money!

 

[The_Ox]

Hey, There's always bass pedals.

 

[hankazoid]

Let's not even joke about something like that!

I wasn't joking. I was genuinely inspired... or at least I would be if I lost my arms.

 

[mazdah]

I'd buy a hammond B3 and huge leslie amp

 

[MonetBass]

I'd... just... SING....

 

[paulygonemad]

I'd forget and pick up a bass and my junk would explode.

Kids are a headache anyway
+1, but intentionally

 

[lunarpollen]

I'd upgrade my guitar gear and buy a digital Mellotron and continue to make music. I'd still have all my bass gear so I'm could find someone to come over and play bass.

http://www.mellotron.com/digital-mellotron.html

 

[Buslady7803]

My brother can't use his left hand right now and its driving him nuts, his Schecter guitar sits in its case while he regains his hand slowly.

Me? I'd freaking go nuts, I'd be depressed ...and I'd just hafta find something else. It'd suck double bad for me cos I just started