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I'm about to.....

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by pigpen02, Apr 1, 2005.

  1. pigpen02


    Mar 24, 2002
    Break up w/ my live-in girlfriend of three years, in probably the next hour.

    Say something funny now to cheer me up later.

  2. Thor

    Thor Moderator Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Give her an invoice for her expenses for the next month.

    That should go over big!
  3. pigpen02


    Mar 24, 2002
    I think that'll go the other way: she's broke, i'm gonna foot next month's bills.
  4. Against Will

    Against Will Supporting Member

    Dec 10, 2003
    Big Sound Central
  5. "Hey Layne, I noticed that you and Beth aren't seeing each other anymore- I was wondering if you'd mind..."
  6. pigpen02


    Mar 24, 2002
    I don't mind, as i'm a hot poa. she, on the other hand.....
  7. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister

    Apr 12, 2001
    Olympia, WA
    What led you to this decision?

  8. Don't_Fret

    Don't_Fret Justin Schornstein

    Dec 10, 2003
    ^Ah! That beached whale is calling for help. The Best Monkey in the World will have to live with the great white whale's death on his head.
  9. speaking of best ofs, use the best page in the universe's advice and headbutt her in the t*ts
  10. Lackey


    May 10, 2002
    Los Angeles
    Fornication is a sin.