When I have to poop right before a jog.
When my poops always smell at home, but anytime I poop at a friends house, it has no smell.
When I pee in the morning and it goes straight down to the floor.
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When my poops always smell at home, but anytime I poop at a friends house, it has no smell.
When I pee in the morning and it goes straight down to the floor.
And another thing... Mini switches. Mini switches. Show me the dude who invented mini switches and I will show you a guy (or girl) who has never soldered a thing in his (or her) life.
The guy (or girl) must be an optometrist.
The guy (or girl) must be an optometrist.
Waiting for the post man (or woman) all freaking day for those parts you ordered. And then when you check the USPS tracking system at 5pm they are still "in transit". They've been sitting in a warehouse 10 miles from you for 3 days!
THIS!!
The next person going straight, who is NOT MOVING because they are being "nice" to me by waiting for me to make my left turn in front of them, I'm gonna kill 'em.
I will not turn left in front of you. You have the right of way, I will yield. You, and people like you, are why we see accidents at intersections!
Some dude on talkbass.com has a different opinion than mine!! I had to walk away and cool down after that one....
When I'm flatulant and trying to push out gas results in something a little more solid coming out...
THAT really makes me angry!!
THAT really makes me angry!!
When people are like, "Dude what's an ood".
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You need to have your fart-turd separator looked at.
Actually, the last time this happen to me was about 5 years ago in Afghanistan, after drinking still-warm goats milk that was so kindly offered to me.
Never again my friend, never again.
5 mins away from TB, what did I miss? Just had to splash a bit more cognac in the risotto.
Anyone else feeling the flame of unrequited anger burning deep inside their bass playing soul?
Anyone else feeling the flame of unrequited anger burning deep inside their bass playing soul?
Fact, I'm not wearing pants. Also cats.
I'm mad because cats don't have to wear pants, but it's "wrong" if I go out without pants on.
Reggae has infinitely more bass than Taylor Swift ever will. Anyone who claims anything to the contrary... Well, you're on a one way ticket to angry town.
Punks who won't stay the hell off my lawn!
