Can't You Smell That Smell?
(I Don't Want Her You Can Have Her) She's Too Fat For Me (polka)
Those songs are titled "That Smell" and "Too Fat Polka"
Make An Ugly Woman Your Wife
The title of that song is "If You Wanna Be Happy" by Jimmy Soul
Some more inappropriate first dance wedding songs
After The Lovin’ – Tom Jones
It Ain’t Me Babe – Any version
If You Don’t Know Me By Now – Any version
Rock The Boat – The Hues Corporation
And, this little gem about two guys going after the same woman
My Girl, Bill – Jim Stafford
Bill walked me to my door last night
And he said, 'Before I go...
There's something about our love affair
That I have a right to know... '
I said, 'Let's not stand out here like this
What would the neighbors think?
Why don't we just... Step inside
And I'll fix us both a drink'
Chorus:
My girl, Bill
My, my, girl, Bill
Can't say enough about the way I feel
About my girl
(My girl my girl)
My girl Bill
William's hands were shaking
As he took his glass of wine
I could see we both felt the same
When his eyes met mine
I said, 'Who we love and why we love
It's hard to understand
So let's just sit here on the couch
And face this, man to man'
Chorus
Bill, you know we just left her place
And we both know what she said
She doesn't want to see your face
And she wishes you were dead
Now, I know we both love her
And I guess we always will
But you're gonna have to find another
'Cause she's my girl... Bill
My girl Bill
My, my, girl Bill
Can't say enough about the way I feel
About my girl
(My girl my girl)
Talkin' 'bout my little girl
My girl, Bill
