Interview the person below you

[MatticusMania]

Smacking it up.



Who let the dogs out?

Hoo Who?


Who?

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Me!


Should I learn jazz bass or funk?

 

[colcifer]

Reggae

Music from big pink or the brown album/rock of ages or the last waltz?

 

[PSPookie]

Me!


Should I learn jazz bass or funk?

Jazz + vomit = funk (from original derivation by the Brown-Hancock research team).

Could God make your mama so fat even He couldn't lift her?

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Waltz!


Which Rush song would sound best on cello?

 

[EdHunter]

Far Cry. Just because of that groovy little bit in the verse.

What's the word?

 

[PSPookie]

Bird, of course.

Who are you?

 

[EdHunter]

(It was actually word up...)

I am just a man. A man on a mission to turn wine into water.

Ever feel like someone is watching you?

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

I'm Fassa!


Wanna dance?

 

[macaroni tony]

as long as we can cha cha slide

Why must I feel like that? Why must I chase the cat?

 

[chuck norriss]

nuthin but the dawwwg in me
long slow steady life or short intense thrilling life?

 

[PSPookie]

I choose both via reincarnation.

Cha cha slide: Great Dance or Greatest Dance?

 

[macaroni tony]

Poor imitation of the electric slide!

Where can I score some propane? Propane accessories?

 

[PSPookie]

I know a guy. He swears you'll taste the meat and not the heat.

Heat? Ha, ha!


I guess that wasn't really a question.

What did people do to kill time at work before the internet?

 

[MatticusMania]

They most likely masturbated, back then porn was still found in print form, so it was easy to take into the restroom with you.




My question: Is this why my company won't issue us laptops?

 

[Selta]

You all are kind of losing the point of interviewing the person below you .

 

[Tituscrow]

They most likely masturbated, back then porn was still found in print form, so it was easy to take into the restroom with you.

My question: Is this why my company won't issue us laptops?

Laptop induced hot thighs on the toilet is not a comfortable thing.

King Of The Hill or Family Guy?

 

[Sketchy]

Oops, read the wrong post.

Family guy. I've not sen the other one.

Do you make mistakes like mine sometimes? (reading the wrong post and replying to it).

 

[TheSuzie]

Yes.

What are your plans and goals for the next five years of your life?

 

[poorbassist15]

Oops, read the wrong post.

Family guy. I've not sen the other one.

Do you make mistakes like mine sometimes? (reading the wrong post and replying to it).

Yes, often


The Simpsons or Futurama?