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I'd be scared outta my mind, but then I could say I beat Jauqo in being the deepest bassist posting on TB
Edit: I'm referring to your contrabass, Jauqo, peace![]()
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I'd be scared outta my mind, but then I could say I beat Jauqo in being the deepest bassist posting on TB
Edit: I'm referring to your contrabass, Jauqo, peace![]()
Almost everyone in the audience had a giant beer gut, even the women...
- I didn't write him back immediately. I'm glad I waited, 'cause this happened and he told me about it today and I'm so ****ing happy about it.Thank you for your kind words.This is an incredibly interesting thread. I've never seen anything quite like it on TB. To top it off, Tom's writing would be outstanding no matter what the subject. Actually, the existence of this thread is like an unexpected stroke of luck for TB itself (especially since it seems there has been an unusual amount of trolling here lately.) Reading this thread makes it worth it all.

Could this thread get any more epic?
No, none more epic.
G-D it all to hell, you effing SOB, what's this "we should've followed our hearts crap?" YOU'RE the one who refused! I TOLD YOU TO WRITE THE EFFING BOOK WITH ME, DIDN'T I? I told you we'd mop the earth together, but nooooooooooooooo!Priceless. Classic Tom.
The best parts of In Cold Blood: Interview with Really Scary Musicians were the introductions. To the book and to each section. I re-read them over and over, having 'lived' my section and not caring too much about the other guys (sorry!). They were the only 'written' parts of the book that were "TOM", as it were, and I loved them.
Tom got in touch with me a month or so ago, and because I'm actually forced to leave the house, now, every couple of days - and I really didn't know what to say to the house-bound buffoon- I didn't write him back immediately. I'm glad I waited, 'cause this happened and he told me about it today and I'm so ****ing happy about it.
Tom's stories are things that I wish happened to me so I could write a book about my life. I feel my life and stories are completely boring - because I actually lived ROCK I know for certain how terribly life-sucking the soundtrack to that lifestyle is. Hell, I wrote some of it!
He tried to get me to agree to let him 'ghost write' the book with me, doing interviews and transcribing them, much like the BP interview went. But I wanted to go my own route, and now I'm the lesser man for it (I've yet to start that book). Tom, you were right, and if we'd followed our hearts, we'd be wiser and richer for it. As it is, we must suffer with our decision and try to make the best of it. Please don't hate me for assisting in the ruination of your career. You bettah off!
That said, I'd like to thank him for hepping me to this thread. I agree with everything all of you have said. He IS the man, and he deserves the cookies (I'll tell you the story someday, Tom. It came from Marty S).
Georgia says hi!
Oh, and HI everybody! Thanks for hosting this little party...
OOOH! I knew I was forgetting something.
The reason I just registered was so that I could remind Tom to tell the story of the guy at the Guitar Center who stood next to him while he bought picks (right after the article came out). Not to toot my own horn or nothing, but I WAS the guy that almost got you killed for nothing, so, you owe me... or something....
Tell it! Tell it! (like with the dialogue and everything like a screenplay like you do so well!)
G-D it all to hell, you effing SOB, what's this "we should've followed our hearts crap?" YOU'RE the one who refused! I TOLD YOU TO WRITE THE EFFING BOOK WITH ME, DIDN'T I? I told you we'd mop the earth together, but nooooooooooooooo!
DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM! He's like a, like a...this is too cool, thanks for joining in, Scott, not to overdramatize things but this is an important piece of music history coming together before our eyes. Seriously![]()
What in the name of all that's holy and unholy is that supposed to mean? Is that a yes or a no? Are we back to "Yes. I mean no. I mean maybe. I mean screw you!" because if we are, I've already told you I'm not supposed to be stressed anymore.Oh, don't worry. I was kidding. I'm perfectly happy to have it done 'my way or not at all'.
I get it. You're trying to kill me. Of course!Dude. It's all good (as the kiddies say).
I apologize for getting you all riled up, but I never meant for it to be taken seriously. My story is my own. It was always mine to **** up. Your generous and gracious offer was the best thing that had ever happened to me (besides Georgia) up to that point in my post-Zappa musical life and I thank you for it. But it was not something I would ever have enjoyed, seeing as how my wife was always up my ass for not writing enough (still is) and my story needs to be told by the ******* that lived it. EDIT: (wow, really, TB? Censoring swear words automatically? Man, I have now seen everything. Guess I won't be staying here.) Your assistance would have made a book that could not have been created by me. My musical life story is dull, lifeless, and means absolutely nothing to anybody. But a story I wrote? It would be as great and as interesting as a story YOU wrote, about anything, really.
As long as I don't write that story, it remains the great story, greatly told. As it is, I'm spending that extra time that could have been applied to sitting down and writing to drinking beer, loving the wife (heh heh), inputting Hindemith into Logic, playing video games, and helping put the house into some semblance of order (along with my various teaching duties and the rock and roll that has permeated my life as of late [Go, Mother Hips!]). The second I start to write that book will be the first day of the rest of my life.
NO! NO! STOP IT! NO!Wait. Bass players...you knew...were offended I called them morons - but not really - and wouldn't listen to Frank Zappa's music, the last live music he produced on this Earth... because I played on it? After pleading with them? You're actually saying this...
Man, after all the things I've said, done, and even regret, I've probably only said to myself a couple of times "I don't think I went far enough". That is definitely one of those times.
That quote is easily one of the most UNDERSTANDABLE things anybody has ever said about the bass, and you're telling me that people use that as an excuse to not listen to music?
What. Are. Their. Phone Numbers.