I also think there might be a little sleight of hand as well. Depending on your translation, it could also read: "Vietnam vet, retired, plays drums, looking for young men to hang out with. Have beer."
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You danged whipper-snappers! I'm old enough to be your father. I dropped 30 lbs this year. Down to 165-ish. Had to buy new, smaller waist size pants. Now if only I was a musician.OK, I tend to agree with you on some points. However....
In my area (Easter NC) musicians my age (51) and older are all overweight, out of shape, tired, angry, get-off-my-lawn, lazy, stuck-in-their-ways, don't-wanna-learn-parts-correctly, geezers who want to play half @$$ versions of tired music in white socks, shorts, and New Balance sneakers. They don't want to bother with stage lights. They want to gig on the same clothed they wore to cut the grass earlier that day. Bothering to even ATTEMPT to learn songs correctly is a no go. They want to CASUALLY act out their hobby in front of people. If I'm in a bar, and one of these bands starts to set up, I usually don't make it through sound check before I have to leave. They are (in a word) sad.
In short, I would NEVER join a band made up of people my age or older in my area. (Your area may be different.)
I don't have "issues" myself. I DO, however, take issue with those who dip their toes in the shallow end of the show biz pool with zero effort whatsoever to dress the part, learn the music properly, or (in general) TRY to make a bit of a show out of it.
That said, I would never SAY THAT in an ad. You gotta play the game, man. A little diplomacy is on order here. It took me nearly two years to put together a band of people who care enough to do things "right".

VETERAN Cali/Nashville drummer, 50 years experience, professional, looking for 2 or 3 musicians, preferably under 30, that might have interest in 60's and early '70's music and playing it.
Just in conceptual stage, so if you are a possible fit, hmu and let's talk.
All good things begin with communication.
No messages from older, jaded peeps please. Everyone can just do their own thing, I'll do mine.
white socks, shorts, and New Balance sneakers
Why is the "professional" with 50 years experience running an ad? Is it because he's burned bridges with everyone in his scene and needs to find fresh blood? All the good musicians of his generation won't deal with his BS.
You answered it most accurately, I think.He might be expecting young players to be grateful with any money thrown their way. "Wow I got $60 to play MUSIC!", meanwhile old guy is taking home $300 for the same gig.
Also with the age and experience difference, it becomes clear who is in charge. He gives orders, they go "Yes sir."
Being charitable, it could be the ad poster wants to "pass the baton" to a different generation that will carry that music's sound on for many more decades in the future. That's a sweet thought, but the ad's text does not give that vibe to me.
One ad I saw said 'same age as me', without saying how old that was. He didn't answer, when I said 'If you're going to be fussy about age, at least tell us how old you want us to be'.There's a kind of "musicians wanted" ad I see popping up with more frequency.
Here's an example from this morning:
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VETERAN Cali/Nashville drummer, 50 years experience, professional, looking for 2 or 3 musicians, preferably under 30, that might have interest in 60's and early '70's music and playing it.
Just in conceptual stage, so if you are a possible fit, hmu and let's talk.
All good things begin with communication.
No messages from older, jaded peeps please. Everyone can just do their own thing, I'll do mine.
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So here's a guy, at least 65 years old if he's been a playing pro for 50 years, who wants to play music popular when he was a little boy, but he doesn't want to do it with anyone who was born before the turn of the 21st century.
As an "older, jaded peep", this puzzles me. Who is the target demographic for this project? College kids with their parents' taste in music? Hey, the 60s were great, but you old people suck?
I have found that, if an ad mentions a required age for a position, that the person placing the ad has some, let's say, "issues" they need to work out. Run, don't walk, away.
I don't mind if people post their requirements. I'm just not sure he will have much luck with this approach.There's a kind of "musicians wanted" ad I see popping up with more frequency.
Here's an example from this morning:
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VETERAN Cali/Nashville drummer, 50 years experience, professional, looking for 2 or 3 musicians, preferably under 30, that might have interest in 60's and early '70's music and playing it.
Just in conceptual stage, so if you are a possible fit, hmu and let's talk.
All good things begin with communication.
No messages from older, jaded peeps please. Everyone can just do their own thing, I'll do mine.
——
So here's a guy, at least 65 years old if he's been a playing pro for 50 years, who wants to play music popular when he was a little boy, but he doesn't want to do it with anyone who was born before the turn of the 21st century.
As an "older, jaded peep", this puzzles me. Who is the target demographic for this project? College kids with their parents' taste in music? Hey, the 60s were great, but you old people suck?
I have found that, if an ad mentions a required age for a position, that the person placing the ad has some, let's say, "issues" they need to work out. Run, don't walk, away.
In my area (Easter NC) musicians my age (51) and older are all overweight, out of shape, tired, angry, get-off-my-lawn, lazy, stuck-in-their-ways, don't-wanna-learn-parts-correctly, geezers who want to play half @$$ versions of tired music in white socks, shorts, and New Balance sneakers. They don't want to bother with stage lights. They want to gig on the same clothed they wore to cut the grass earlier that day. Bothering to even ATTEMPT to learn songs correctly is a no go.
white socks, shorts, and New Balance sneakers.