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I've decided to be fat. ( A small rant)

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Mikaela Ellinge said:
Again. Not english.

Oh, and by the way, the putting on weight is going well. I ate 3 Ice cream sandwiches, some sunflower seeds, a bowl of cereal, a chicken sandwich, a potato and I'm about to eat some cheese filled pretzels. Oh yes. Good times. Waitin' for that heart-attack. Oh, and I got up 8 hours ago.
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You're going to get some baaaaaad diarrhea. I'm guessing you'll take 6 dumps tomorrow.
 
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Mikaela Ellinge said:
Oh, and by the way, the putting on weight is going well. I ate 3 Ice cream sandwiches, some sunflower seeds, a bowl of cereal, a chicken sandwich, a potato and I'm about to eat some cheese filled pretzels. Oh yes. Good times. Waitin' for that heart-attack. Oh, and I got up 8 hours ago.
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Thats impressive. Im interested in what you idea of an ice-cream sandwhich is?

Ive always though of maybe some icecream between two pieces of pastry, then deep fry it. Maybe like a vanilla slice deep fried?

Nomnomnomnomnomn
 
#265
Mikaela Ellinge said:
Again. Not english.

Oh, and by the way, the putting on weight is going well. I ate 3 Ice cream sandwiches, some sunflower seeds, a bowl of cereal, a chicken sandwich, a potato and I'm about to eat some cheese filled pretzels. Oh yes. Good times. Waitin' for that heart-attack. Oh, and I got up 8 hours ago.
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FYI, there are many guys who like ladies with some snuggly softness, and putting on weight in an effort to keep guys away might not have the effect you're looking for. 150 lbs. (as you mentioned before) is not particularly large, unless you're a midg...uhhh...a person of shorter stature.
 
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EricF said:
FYI, there are many guys who like ladies with some snuggly softness, and putting on weight in an effort to keep guys away might not have the effect you're looking for. 150 lbs. (as you mentioned before) is not particularly large, unless you're a midg...uhhh...a person of shorter stature.
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Yup. You're inviting the fat, smelly guys now who will eat all your food and leave you skinny again.

Unfortunately, you will forever caught in limbo between fat and attracting fat guys, and hot.

Some folks call it average. :ninja:
 
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EricF said:
FYI, there are many guys who like ladies with some snuggly softness, and putting on weight in an effort to keep guys away might not have the effect you're looking for. 150 lbs. (as you mentioned before) is not particularly large, unless you're a midg...uhhh...a person of shorter stature.
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Good point, but still. ... Far less men like a girl with meat on her bones than they do a girl with less. I'm not saying I'm a supermodel or anything by any means. I'm just saying that I'm at least fairly pretty and it gets on my nerves that people can't see past that, often. I'm a human being. I just want to have people be honest with me, and regardless if bigger people like it or not, other people tend to be brutally honest with them. My opinion, anyway.


These are some good cheese -pretzel things.
 
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Mikaela Ellinge said:
Good point, but still. ... Far less men like a girl with meat on her bones than they do a girl with less. I'm not saying I'm a supermodel or anything by any means. I'm just saying that I'm at least fairly pretty and it gets on my nerves that people can't see past that, often. I'm a human being. I just want to have people be honest with me, and regardless if bigger people like it or not, other people tend to be brutally honest with them. My opinion, anyway.


These are some good cheese -pretzel things.
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Did you say something?? I was looking...........er..........nevermind :o


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Mikaela Ellinge said:
Good point, but still. ... Far less men like a girl with meat on her bones than they do a girl with less. I'm not saying I'm a supermodel or anything by any means. I'm just saying that I'm at least fairly pretty and it gets on my nerves that people can't see past that, often. I'm a human being. I just want to have people be honest with me, and regardless if bigger people like it or not, other people tend to be brutally honest with them. My opinion, anyway.


These are some good cheese -pretzel things.
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What you'll find is that people will pre-judge you no matter what - skinny, fat, pretty, ugly, purple-with-stripes, etc. The best thing you can do is stop guessing what everyone else wants or how they will react, and figure out how to be happy with yourself.

And, digging softer girls isn't the sole domain of bigger guys. I've always preferred to be snuggled up with someone comfy, even when I was very lean myself. It's not uncommon for guys to dig womanly curves.
 
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Mikaela Ellinge said:
Good point, but still. ... Far less men like a girl with meat on her bones than they do a girl with less. I'm not saying I'm a supermodel or anything by any means. I'm just saying that I'm at least fairly pretty and it gets on my nerves that people can't see past that, often. I'm a human being. I just want to have people be honest with me, and regardless if bigger people like it or not, other people tend to be brutally honest with them. My opinion, anyway.
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I don't think you will like being fat.. People will judge you just as much, and all the sleazy guys and weirdos who though you were out of their league will be suddenly interested.

If you really want people to leave you alone just pretend to be insane. When you are sitting at the bar and someone walks up to you just ramble about time travel and then start yelling 'You don't know man, you weren't there!!'

If you want people to be honest with you, well bad bad luck, it doesn't happen.
 
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