I've decided to be fat. ( A small rant)

[jive1]

Here, this is as close as I could get. and if any of you tell my wife that I had my big ass feet in her boots, I'll killya!!!

Now, where's my $10??

This is so full of win. My wife comes running downstairs wondering what's so funny. I have to close the browser, and now she thinks I was looking at pr0n.

Well, I guess it sorta is like pr0n.

 

[5StringBlues]

 

[John Ruiz]

On topic and in all seriousness, I do not condone hot girls intentionally de-hotting themselves. Think of the children.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

This is so full of win. My wife comes running downstairs wondering what's so funny. I have to close the browser, and now she thinks I was looking at pr0n.

Well, I guess it sorta is like pr0n.

For some dudes it's pron. Me not so much. It does taste like a bitter version of yesterday's lunch though.

 

[wabbit]

Man oh man that's one ugly baby jesus but those feet in those boots are faptastic.

 

[kydnav]

I had every intention of hitting on this chick, but daaayum this psycho girl's too crazy. Even for me

 

[PSPookie]

Man oh man that's one ugly baby jesus but those feet in those boots are faptastic.

Dude! I'm pretty sure it's not ok to say that about babies or jesus.

At least you're far enough north that I'll be out of the ground field when the lightning strikes.

 

[Phalex]

I had every intention of hitting on this chick, but daaayum this psycho girl's too crazy. Even for me

Ah crap! I really wanted to watch.......

 

[Mark Wilson]

Is this thread for real?

 

[Relic]

I had every intention of hitting on this chick, but daaayum this psycho girl's too crazy. Even for me

NoOoOOOoooo!1!one1!1! You're breaking my heart!

 

[wabbit]

Dude! I'm pretty sure it's not ok to say that about babies or jesus.

At least you're far enough north that I'll be out of the ground field when the lightning strikes.

I'll be fine. I'm wearing my lightning proof bustier and garters.

 

[Jonyak]

Is this thread for real?

Nope its all a bad dream.

 

[jive1]

I had every intention of hitting on this chick, but daaayum this psycho girl's too crazy. Even for me

That's OK, you can always hit on one of us.

Some of us have even bigger moobs, and sexier shoes.

 

[PSPookie]

That's OK, you can always hit on one of us.

Some of us have even bigger moobs, and sexier shoes.

And, unfortunately, there's photographic evidence of that fact.

 

[5StringBlues]

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[Phalex]

^^^ Is that Porkins??

 

[capnsandwich]

I did not read all of yuor posts, but I get what you're all saying. Look, i'm not trying to brag, but I don't brush my hair, I wear giant t-shirts, don't wear make-up and still the only reason guys want to be friends with me is to hit on me. Girls wont talk to me or instantly act jealous and rude. Maybe it's just the people around here. I dunno.. but when I was pregnant i got a lot less BS from people. I dunno. i'm not saying morbidly obese or anything, but maybe weighing 150 wouldn't hurt. This is just a thought. Maybe.. loose the weight after I have some friends. Lol. I dunno. I probably wont do it, but it's damn tempting. I just want someone to speak to be real with me. Oh, and yah.. I know I'm emo and a cry baby and ****. It's just part of who I am.

And, Maki, I AM hot. I don't give a **** if that's conceited. I'm an *******. I call people names, threaten them, and in general hate people.
Why would people even talk to me otherwise?

Sounds to me you need a friend like the OP in this thread. He'll NEVER hit on you or ask you to the prom.

 

[Relic]

^^^ Is that Porkins??

Stay on target.....staaay on target...

 

[capnsandwich]

OK, I just finished reading the rest of this thread and all I can say is TB OT is GAY FRIENDLY!!!

 

[KeithBMI]

Someone should bump that two-year-old Porkins thread I made. I don't want to brag, but it is hilarious.