I've decided to be fat. ( A small rant)

[TheDarkReaver]

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[DaveDeVille]

dude ...
that's just wrong .

 

[Jonyak]

Someone should bump that two-year-old Porkins thread I made. I don't want to brag, but it is hilarious.

done.

 

[5StringBlues]

 

[FL Knifemaker]

Jeezus H............

:scowl:

 

[John Ruiz]

Dammit. That's it. I'm out.

 

[Radical Edward]

This thread is moving waaaay too fast. Anyway, there's picture of me on here somewhere. That "show yourself" thread. And my bass is in the "show off your basses" Thread. *yawn* Anyhoozle....... .. . I am sleepy...

 

[6jase5]

Well, I was about to make lunch. Suddenly now I'm not hungry.

 

[5StringBlues]

 

[TheDarkReaver]

Well, I was about to make lunch. Suddenly now I'm not hungry.

I've got a strange craving for hotdogs

 

[bassteban]

Mikaela hits another *homer*

 

[5StringBlues]

Anyhoozle....

Beautiful,a double Anyhoozle sig..................

 

[TallLankyBastyd]

Wait...what? What happened to wanting to shoot fat people?

Thank you! I had been waiting for that...

 

[Radical Edward]

Thank you! I had been waiting for that...

I said overly obese people should be shot, but yeah.. I probably would, too.

 

[TheDarkReaver]

I said overly obese people should be shot, but yeah.. I probably would, too.

That's not very sporting, big slow moving targets are no challenge at all!

 

[TallLankyBastyd]

Newsflash. Guys don't want to be friends with a chick. Most girl/guy friendships are contrived at best. Either the guy wants to tap it, but can't because of logistics (her s/o, or his s/o, or whatever), or he's already tapped it and is done with it, and lets her hang out with him. Another possibility is that she's tapped it, and doesn't want to anymore, and lets him hang out with her. The last scenario is that she's wants to tap him, but he doesn't want to tap her. This is where fat chicks come in. There are exceptions, but this is the general rule.

One of these exceptions is she physically attractive, but is batty as all hell, and the guy has already had enough experiences riding the crazy ponies. She might not want to tap him, but he'd tap her if she wasn't batty as all hell. If you really insist on finding a guy as a friend (I'm not sure why you would do this when you have a boyfriend), then I would suggest this is your best bet. A guy that has experience with the crazy ponies would make a great friend. Go to strip clubs. Find the guys that have dated a lot of strippers. They would be your best bet. Cheers.

Note to self: try to remember and go into one of Maki's "two cent" threads and ask him about... self-tapping screws... it has to be relevant... somehow... or not... anyways...

 

[Radical Edward]

That's not very sporting, big slow moving targets are no challenge at all!

I said they "should" be shot, not that I'm going to go hunting for them. Though.. I'd like to hunt a human sometime...

*thinks*

 

[Stinsok]

No pics no friends. Also, no pics no skinny hotness.

Better pay up.

Give up...even if you are fat, someone is going to try to "hit that."

 

[Joe Gress]

I heart TB so much.


Now put your ****in shirts back on please. Or shave you monkeys.

 

[Radical Edward]

I heart TB so much.


Now put your ****in shirts back on please. Or shave you monkeys.

Agreed. On all counts.