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Just when you thought people couldn't get any stupider...

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Gard, Jul 5, 2005.


  1. Gard

    Gard Commercial User

    Mar 31, 2000
    Greensboro, NC, USA
    General Manager, Roscoe Guitars
  2. Kamelion

    Kamelion

    Jun 6, 2005
    Cambourne, UK
    :rolleyes:

    Can she not be counter-sued on the grounds that her lawsuit doofi the evolution of the entire human race through potentially communicable idiocy?
     
  3. SteveC

    SteveC Supporting Member

    Nov 12, 2004
    North Dakota
    Just when you thought people couldn't get any more stupid...

    ...stupider puts you in the same catagory as her...
     
  4. Gard

    Gard Commercial User

    Mar 31, 2000
    Greensboro, NC, USA
    General Manager, Roscoe Guitars
    :spit:


    ...I'm suing you, you caused me moral suffering and deformed my self-esteem...

    I think 8.7 billion rubles should make it all better.

    ;)
     
  5. westland

    westland

    Oct 8, 2004
    Hong Kong

    like ... this is a bad thing? And she lives in Russia
     
  6. CQBASS

    CQBASS

    Dec 1, 2004
    Asheville NC
    On a brighter note, at least 8.7 billion rubles only equals like 20 bucks. :)
     
  7. I don't see what's the problem? Just go back to your Astrology textbook to the formulas that cover comets and enter the new velocity vector for the comet, run through the calculations again and your horoscopes are completely accurate again. She obviously went through all that in Astrology school with the original velocity vector for that comet, right?


    Randy
     
  8. See, it happens in Russia, not the US. At least in Kansas, they're teaching astrology in astronomy class, numerology in mathematics class, and creationism in science class. The kids in Kansas already have their horoscopes adjusted correctly.

    Randy
     
  9. Adam Barkley

    Adam Barkley Mayday!

    Aug 26, 2003
    Jackson, MS
    On the contary, I always think people can get dumber. I imagine that there is a ways-to-go before we reach the bottom of the barrel.
     
  10. Gard

    Gard Commercial User

    Mar 31, 2000
    Greensboro, NC, USA
    General Manager, Roscoe Guitars
    :eek:


    :D


    ...careful, that kinda talk could drag this thread over to TPA!!!

    Of course, then I'd REALLY have some fun with it!

    :hyper:
     
  11. Gard

    Gard Commercial User

    Mar 31, 2000
    Greensboro, NC, USA
    General Manager, Roscoe Guitars
    The truth of that statement is the most frightening thing I've ever heard.

    :help:
     
  12. +1000

    The problem is as we continue to shield people from the consquences of their stupidity, making things more and more foolproof, we simply breed bigger and better fools.

    We live in an expanding universe. Just as we are approaching the bottom of the barrel, the bottom of the barrel is receeding away from us at ever increasing velocity.

    Randy
     
  13. What's more sad is when this idiot wins and sets a precedent.

    I'm suing Chips Ahoy for not actually having 1000 chips in the pack I bought recently. Those bastards had the GALL to put in 1,027 chips (YES, I rounded for half-chips, what'em I, stupid or something?). They be going down hard.
     
  14. Vorago

    Vorago (((o)))

    Jul 17, 2003
    Antwerp, Belgium
    Astrologists :rolleyes:

    A lot of people don't know the difference between Astronomy and Astrology. I often hear:

    "so, you have a telescope, you must be an astrologist, huh?"

    Really pisses me off :spit:
     
  15. Hollow Man

    Hollow Man Supporting Member

    Apr 28, 2003
    Springfield, VA
    That's the funniest thing I've read in quite some time.
     
  16. burk48237

    burk48237 Supporting Member

    Nov 22, 2004
    Oak Park, MI
    I heard our very own Mark Latimore is representing her in court! :p
     
  17. Gard

    Gard Commercial User

    Mar 31, 2000
    Greensboro, NC, USA
    General Manager, Roscoe Guitars
    ...she's sunk.







    :bag:


    ;)

    (...and Burk, you might just want to correct the spelling, before Latimour sues you for pain and suffering caused by your misspelling his name! :eek: )
     
  18. Kelly Coyle

    Kelly Coyle Supporting Member

    Nov 16, 2004
    Mankato, MN
    In God's eyes, we're all on the short bus.
     
  19. Pretty scary, I heard somewhere that 50% of the people have less than average intelligence. ;) Is that an astonishing number or what??? ;) ;) :confused:

    Randy
     
  20. Unbelievable.

    Mike