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When I was five, I had a best friend who was seven. When our parents were playing tennis, we'd sometimes trundle off and rifle through the old man's glove-box, looking for any small change - forgotten 1 cent and 2 cent pieces. For three cents, you could buy a whole box of matches, so that was the game.

Once enough dusty old copper was fished out and the matchbox was got, it was off down the creek adjacent to the tennis courts for an adventure. It was relatively wild down there, shrouded in greenery so we had some cover. There, we'd proceed to build a tiny little campfire.

We never got busted and never lit a fire that got out-of-control and we always had fun. One memorable day we wandered further afield and were befriended by two young females who'd been riding their ponies nearby.

Their folks had an agistment, adjacent to the creek, where they could also exercise their ponies. We were told a very sad story about one of those poor creatures that had been tethered to a big ol' park bench, once-upon-a-time, when a thunderstorm rolled across the valley.

The poor thing got spooked by the storm and took flight, dragging that park bench behind him, until someone managed to catch him and calm him down. Those two kids, both in their early teens, I guess, told us how, whenever they rode that pony they had to be very careful. Any time the poor thing came within cooee of a park bench it would lose the plot completely and throw whoever was riding him.

The two were grooming their ponies after their ride, when we showed up. They were puffing away like two old hands and they offered us both a durry. So, there we were, two little kids, chatting with two teen cowgirls and two ponies, smoking cigarettes, as best we could, and sharing friendship and tall stories.

It's a treasured memory. I'll never forget those two and that dear little pony - a profound lesson about a much bigger picture - a beautiful, friendly, doe-eyed creature, with a lifelong challenge, who was dearly loved and cared for by two very kind and understanding young people.

They weren't smart enough not to smoke, and neither were we, sad to say. But it was the Sixties, the Marlborough Man was still healthy, young and handsome, and plastered across the big screen, and our television screens, like a movie star - someone to look up to - and we were just a couple of wayward kids looking for adventure.

Four decades later, copper coins had become a worthless anachronism; what was once semi-rural parkland had become a lifeless, choked-up industrial labyrinth; and, finally, I'd quit smoking for good.
 
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I put a Hot Wheels car in a Wrist Rocket and shot my kid sister from about five feet away. Hit her right in the ear.
Good Shot! Did you get to keep the wrist rocket?

That reminds of being on the receiving end of a gun once. I had a pom-pom gun. My brother decided to use it for target practice with his BB gun. He wedged it in the branches of a pine tree backed off some distance and prepared to shoot at the pom-pom gun. I took umbrage and tried to retrieve my gun; he shot and hit me just above my right eye. I remember walking away crying, nothing further about that. For those of you that aren't familiar, a pom-pom gun is musket that you can stick 4 or 5 ping pong balls into and pump like a rifle, each pump launches a ping-pong ball.
 
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I put a Hot Wheels car in a Wrist Rocket and shot my kid sister from about five feet away. Hit her right in the ear.

OUCH!

We used to have an apple tree in my backyard when I was a kid. Little green apples about 2 or 3 inches in diameter work great in a wrist rocket. They fly really slow (at least it seems that way) and they explode on impact.

I shot one at a squirrel about halfway up a telephone pole. I actually hit it right in the head...... Killed the little guy dead.

I'm still kinda bummed out about that.
 
When I was five, I had a best friend who was seven. When our parents were playing tennis, we'd sometimes trundle off and rifle through the old man's glove-box, looking for any small change - forgotten 1 cent and 2 cent pieces. For three cents, you could buy a whole box of matches, so that was the game.

Once enough dusty old copper was fished out and the matchbox was got, it was off down the creek adjacent to the tennis courts for an adventure. It was relatively wild down there, shrouded in greenery so we had some cover. There, we'd proceed to build a tiny little campfire.

We never got busted and never lit a fire that got out-of-control and we always had fun. One memorable day we wandered further afield and were befriended by two young females who'd been riding their ponies nearby.

Their folks had an agistment, adjacent to the creek, where they could also exercise their ponies. We were told a very sad story about one of those poor creatures that had been tethered to a big ol' park bench, once-upon-a-time, when a thunderstorm rolled across the valley.

The poor thing got spooked by the storm and took flight, dragging that park bench behind him, until someone managed to catch him and calm him down. Those two kids, both in their early teens, I guess, told us how, whenever they rode that pony they had to be very careful. Any time the poor thing came within cooee of a park bench it would lose the plot completely and throw whoever was riding him.

The two were grooming their ponies after their ride, when we showed up. They were puffing away like two old hands and they offered us both a durry. So, there we were, two little kids, chatting with two teen cowgirls and two ponies, smoking cigarettes, as best we could, and sharing friendship and tall stories.

It's a treasured memory. I'll never forget those two and that dear little pony - a profound lesson about a much bigger picture - a beautiful, friendly, doe-eyed creature, with a lifelong challenge, who was dearly loved and cared for by two very kind and understanding young people.

They weren't smart enough not to smoke, and neither were we, sad to say. But it was the Sixties, the Marlborough Man was still healthy, young and handsome, and plastered across the big screen, and our television screens, like a movie star - someone to look up to - and we were just a couple of wayward kids looking for adventure.

Four decades later, copper coins had become a worthless anachronism; what was once semi-rural parkland had become a lifeless, choked-up industrial labyrinth; and, finally, I'd quit smoking for good.
Do you write often? That was really interesting.
 
I'm told when i was an infant, my mom was wading me around a pool and I slipped out of her grasp and went under. Instead of just reaching down to pick me up, she froze and screamed bloody murder until my dad jumped in and pulled me up :rollno:

And I remember the first time I saw a person of color ... my dad almost got his arse kicked :roflmao:. That's what he gets for settling in such a cultural desert!
 
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Sorry, what is the latest vernacular? I certainly don't intend any disrespect
I meant that question honestly. Haven't heard it recently myself but being out of touch is normal for me.
All of the euphemisms to avoid calling a spade a spade appear to be subjective, at least to me. What offends one person may not offend another.
Don't personally know what's best, i just try and speak plainly and without malice. Hard to do via text.
 
And I remember the first time I saw a person of color ... my dad almost got his arse kicked :roflmao:. That's what he gets for settling in such a cultural desert!
Lol! My parents like to tell me a story kinda like yours. I guess we were in line at the local grocery store, with a black dude ahead of us. Well when I was a kid, I was a huge Batman fan, and I guess the guy ahead of us reminded me of Batman for whatever reason, because I started singing "nuh-nuh nuh-nuh nuh-nuh nuh-nuh, Blackman!"

My parents apologized profusely and I'm sure I got a nice stern talking to.
 
I was taken to a Carnival one time---maybe 5 or 6 years old. Of course, I went so that I could have a go on the rides---which usually posed no problem for me.

Except on this particular night.

On this night, before actually getting on the first ride, I consumed one hot dog (with ketchup, mustard and relish), a large cherry soda, one blue cotton candy, and a jumbo size box of Milk Duds.

I got onto the Tilt-a-Whirl, pulled the bar down and waited for the ride to begin. The minute it started to get up to speed, I realized that I was in serious trouble. An intense wave of sea-sickness came down on me like a collapsing building. After a minute or so, the ride was spinning, spinning, spinning, faster and faster---and all I could think of was keeping the contents of my stomach....in my stomach. I tried. I really, really gave it the college try. I did. Honestly.
But I failed--and failed miserably. And because of my failure, others suffered greatly and were most likely scared for life. I have vivid memories of the look people had when they realized that they had been sprayed with vomit----and people pointing at me.."nice going kid!!!!"


To this day I hate Carnivals.

And Cotton Candy.
 
I was taken to a Carnival one time---maybe 5 or 6 years old. Of course, I went so that I could have a go on the rides---which usually posed no problem for me.

Except on this particular night.

On this night, before actually getting on the first ride, I consumed one hot dog (with ketchup, mustard and relish), a large cherry soda, one blue cotton candy, and a jumbo size box of Milk Duds.

I got onto the Tilt-a-Whirl, pulled the bar down and waited for the ride to begin. The minute it started to get up to speed, I realized that I was in serious trouble. An intense wave of sea-sickness came down on me like a collapsing building. After a minute or so, the ride was spinning, spinning, spinning, faster and faster---and all I could think of was keeping the contents of my stomach....in my stomach. I tried. I really, really gave it the college try. I did. Honestly.
But I failed--and failed miserably. And because of my failure, others suffered greatly and were most likely scared for life. I have vivid memories of the look people had when they realized that they had been sprayed with vomit----and people pointing at me.."nice going kid!!!!"


To this day I hate Carnivals.

And Cotton Candy.
Hahaha, Do it again dad; DO IT AGAIN!!
 
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