My first ever memory of eating a muffin was when I was 6 years old. I was at soccer practice (or something.. We were in a gym). I ate the top of the muffin first -the best part- and continued to eat the wax paper. I thought it was edible, as it dissolved pretty easily. Whoops. When I was 4 or so, I was on a boardwalk with my parents. I had a push cart with toys in it. Supposedly, I managed to push the cart over and it fell into the water, lost forever. Dad says I proceeded to cry for a while. When I was 6 or 7, I was in the truck with my dad. I was curious as to what the little pull-out knob thingy (cig lighter) was for. After I pushed and pulled it, Dad warned me not to touch it because it was very hot. I didn't listen to him and I touched the lighter. Burned my thumb and submerged it in water for several minutes. Tell me about your kid experiences. I'd like to know I wasn't the only dummy in existence.