Lame Pick-up Lines.

[Radical Edward]

Keith gave me the idea for this so, here goes!
One my brother used:
"If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put "U" and "I" together.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Hi

 

[bassteban]

I see you're drinking lowfat- is it because you think you're fat?

 

[Radical Edward]

Hi

Oh, I like that one, Maki. I get it all the time.

 

[Radical Edward]

Also, to quote a few "quagmire" ones:
"Let's let only latex stand between our love"
"I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"
"Is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?"
Zing!

 

[Phalex]

You got any Dutch in you?

 

[Radical Edward]

You got any Dutch in you?

Ahaha. So... Phalex... have you ever been down to Blues on the Mall?

 

[5StringBlues]

Are you wearing space pants? Cuz yo azz is out of this world!

 

[TheDarkReaver]

"10 dollar sucky, sucky?"

 

[EricF]

Hi

That one is surprisingly effective.

 

[standupright]

"does this rag smell like chloroform?"

 

[knumbskull]

approach seated girl/guy.
smile sweetly and ask, 'do you want to dance?'
if they reply yes, say 'great! can I have that chair?'

 

[username n/a]

[DEL]Are your legs tired, because you're fat.[/DEL]

 

[Phalex]

Ahaha. So... Phalex... have you ever been down to Blues on the Mall?

It's been a while. I'm usually puttering around the house.

So tell me do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can totally see myself in your pants!

 

[5StringBlues]

Stop dialing 911 and let me finish!

 

[bassteban]

[DEL]Are your legs tired, because you're fat.[/DEL]

I don't see HOW this could fail.

 

[5StringBlues]

Nintendo!

Feex.

 

[username n/a]

Feex.

[DEL]You forgot the strikeout.[/DEL]

 

[Radical Edward]

When did this become, "Quote 'Username n/a"?

 

[username n/a]

When did this become, "Quote 'Username n/a"?

[DEL]It's been "quote n/a" since May of '07.[/DEL]