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Lame Pick-up Lines.
- Thread starter Radical Edward
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'Did you just fart? 'Cause you just blow me away!'
Yeah, I'm a charmer alright
Funny enough, I often show girls Im interested in them by farting on their thigh.
.. and one the math nerds will like ..
"Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out?"
It might work better if your math wasn't so bad.
Popping them in your hand and then cupping them over their nose works much like chloroform.
I just laughed so hard I almost snorted a sunflower seed. Oh man.
I think that's stab-worthy. Yep. Definitely. I'd not try that one.
Either sex can can make it work. Back when I had house mates......... that was an art in itself
Either sex can can make it work. Back when I had house mates......... that was an art in itself
When I had roommates we made worse games... but I was outnumbered there and actually got into a knife fight... for funsies of course! Lol.
It might work better if your math wasn't so bad.
That's what I get for copying and pasting without checking the validity of the math .. I really should have checked that first, being the math junkie that I am .. 18 ft, not 15 ft .. it's still a lot of tally-whacker regardless
was your daddy a meat burglar, because it looks like someone stuffed 2 fine hens down the back of your dress
you're like fast food, cause i want to take you out. and then eat you in my car.
the rest of them seem to escape me at the moment..
you're like fast food, cause i want to take you out. and then eat you in my car.
the rest of them seem to escape me at the moment..
Once in college at a local bar, a less polite version of that line was quite effective. Sadly, it only worked that ONE time...the other 99,999 times, well...that's why the left side of my face has a permanent indention...
99,999!?
Shoot, when I used the more "vulgar" version of that, Id say I had a 3 out of 10 chance.
But again, we're talking VA Tech, Radford, UVA, James Madison University here.
Girl asks: "What do you do?''
You reply: "I don't like to talk about it"
Girl Keeps asking: "What do you do?"
You reply: "Well I don't like to talk about it, but I'm literally worth hundreds and
hundreds of dollars."
Girl goes home with you or doesn't get the sarcasm.
You reply: "I don't like to talk about it"
Girl Keeps asking: "What do you do?"
You reply: "Well I don't like to talk about it, but I'm literally worth hundreds and
hundreds of dollars."
Girl goes home with you or doesn't get the sarcasm.
