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Lame Pick-up Lines.
- Thread starter Radical Edward
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I didn't say bare feet. I wear boots. Well.. okay. I wear shoes to work.. but I have to.
I went to buy new boots, yesterday.. Some Harley Davidson ones, but it fell through. I had to go shopping with my boyfriend's dad and he's an a-hole so I left. And my cat puked in my other boots... and now they have spider webs in them...
I wish I was a derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves. 
It's too bad you guys aren't smart enough to understand calculus jokes.
It's too bad you guys aren't smart enough to understand calculus jokes.
You know they're sexy.
I'm gonna practice before my boyfriend gets home. I'll talk to you chaps, later. Behave, now.
I'd stick with the shoes if I were you. I don't want to pick up on Frankenstein.
Cool! My riding buddies call them wafflestompers. I can't ride with treaded soles like that. They get hung up my footpegs and shifter. ...........And make me trip on carpeting even when I'm sober
Hahahaha, I just read this wrong for a minute. When I was in high school, practice was a word we used to use for... um ... nevermind.
I wish I was a derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves.
It's too bad you guys aren't smart enough to understand calculus jokes.
I loled.
Calculus is the language of [del]lust[/del] love.
I loled.
Fixed
Well played sir.
How about these gems?
"Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway."
"**** me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?"
.. and one the math nerds will like ..
"Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out?"
they're all lame.......but if the girl likes you she'll say it's cute no matter what you say or doKeith gave me the idea for this so, here goes!
One my brother used:
"If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put "U" and "I" together.
