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Lancer Toilet Bass
- Thread starter Decedo
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Ok, I've been fighting the urge for awhile to say something in this thread. But since I've entered my stupid jokes (which I probably only laugh at) in various other threads, I figured why not? Be warned all are worthy of deep groans. (Also, sorry if any of these have already been submitted by others.)
- Is this the bass you go to for really fast runs?
- Is this your number 1 or number 2 bass?
- It gives a new meaning to use it or lose it.
- Your spouse or bf/gf won't complain any longer because this seat will stay down.
- "No, I said you're an a$$-wipe, not to wipe your a$$."
- I think while playing it, you can ask the someone in the audience if they can "spare a square" like one Seinfeld episode.
- Someone might ask if the time signature is in 7 / 8. You will say "no, you're in 8" (urinate)
- "Mind if I sit in?"
- Ask a french speaking person: If you're in the key of C, what is the interval distance of E? They will answer "the third" but french language does not use the "th" sound. Phonetically, it will sound like "turd".
- Gwar could use this bass if they play anything from their album "This Toilet Earth"
- Is this the bass you go to for really fast runs?
- Is this your number 1 or number 2 bass?
- It gives a new meaning to use it or lose it.
- Your spouse or bf/gf won't complain any longer because this seat will stay down.
- "No, I said you're an a$$-wipe, not to wipe your a$$."
- I think while playing it, you can ask the someone in the audience if they can "spare a square" like one Seinfeld episode.
- Someone might ask if the time signature is in 7 / 8. You will say "no, you're in 8" (urinate)
- "Mind if I sit in?"
- Ask a french speaking person: If you're in the key of C, what is the interval distance of E? They will answer "the third" but french language does not use the "th" sound. Phonetically, it will sound like "turd".
- Gwar could use this bass if they play anything from their album "This Toilet Earth"
Skidmarks and all?
Didn't anyone ever tell you the dirt keeps the funk
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Whoever buys that will probably get a bum deal...
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- Feb 16, 2008
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- John K Custom Basses
I usually watch The Late Show, but saw a commercial earlier tonight (Nov. 26) that made me switch over to The Tonight Show to catch the Stuff We Found on eBay segment. Rickey Minor of the Tonight Show Band has a Toilet Seat bass from eBay! (I don't know whether this was a new program or a re-run.)
Now, let's lobby for Rickey to buy the Mothman from Craigslist.
Now, let's lobby for Rickey to buy the Mothman from Craigslist.
