Lancer Toilet Bass

[Decedo]

Gotta get me one of these for those crappy gigs

 

[XtheDeadPawn]

How much it cost ya?

2 cents, 2 bucks, or 2 hundred?

 

[TheSuzie]

Dayum, it would hurt to sit on that sucka.

 

[hankazoid]

Dayum, it would hurt to sit on that sucka.

But you'd be able to floss at the same time.

 

[Bass-Adrenaline]

Thats the second toilet seat bass thats been posted within the last couple weeks, whats going on? lol

 

[ubnomnar]

Buyin' one would be a real crap shoot

Does it come with "Angel Soft" polishing squares?

 

[false404]

Looks like a Bongo.

 

[tat2jim]

Just needs a BADASS bridge!

 

[Buchada Azeda]

I bet the tone sucks ass.

 

[Stealth]

Are the inlays true Mother of Toilet Seat?

 

[TheDude007]

I suppose on the plus side of things, if anyone ever wants to borrow it you can put one of those paper ass-gaskets on it like you see in public bathrooms.

There used to be a local music store near me that had a toilet seat guitar that was dubbed "The Stratocrapper."

 

[Scottgun]

Looks like a Bongo.

Dang beat me to it. (ftr, I like Bongos)


What do you wipe the strings with?

 

[mongo2]

Just needs a BADASS bridge!

Looks like it already has one.

 

[Ric5]

 

[Virgil]

You guys are funny as heck.....stratocrapper....badass bridge...good stuff

 

[Drop-the-One]

HAHAHA TOO MANY ZINGgggERS!!!

 

[Madcity Fats]

Saw one of these at a pawn shop and told the broker to sit on it for me. But then I heard the build quality wasn't worth a squat so I figured I'd just be flushing my money away if I bought it.

 

[TheSuzie]

^^^ Nice


Now I have to decide between that one and the pirate bass

 

[mongo2]

Now I have to decide between that one and the pirate bass

Arrrgh, it's craptastic me hardy.

 

[Bassman822]

Does it sound like s*%#?