Lancer Toilet Bass

[TheSuzie]

I have this vision of Kurt reading this thread, making a phone call and a bunch of guys in China running out and stealing every toilet seat they can find.

 

[johnnyz]

had one, pooped out on me. I didn't give a crap. thing never made more than a cacaphony anyway.

 

[johnk_10]

IMO, anyone that would buy that bass doesn't know his a$$ from a hole in the ground.

 

[Scottgun]

Ok, one more:

It's good for accompanying scat singers.



Commence groaning in 3,2,1...

 

[Exploiter8]

No matter how you set your EQ, the speakers fart-out on you.

 

[IPA]

But you'd be able to floss at the same time.

I just had a vision... like one of those wire cheese slicers... yeuchhh

 

[ubnomnar]

Does this one have the limited edition "silent but deadly" pickup?

I bet it sounds crap-tacular

PS: Is the body made of asswood; an under appreciated subspecies of basswood?

 

[hankazoid]

So something like this is up on ebay, claims to be made by Semie Moseley, and a BIN price of $10K. Unbelievable.

http://cgi.ebay.com/MOSRITE-VINTAGE-ELECTRIC-BASS-GUITAR-SEMIE-MOSELEY-/120580965190?cmd=ViewItem&pt=Guitar&hash=item1c132f8346

Gotta say, I am digging those knobs.

 

[Meddle]

Wiping your ass on bass strings seems like a luxury after some of the alternatives my highschool offered.....

 

[Fuzzbass]

Gotta get me one of these for those crappy gigs

Best bass for metal?!?





Just kidding... I *like* hard rock/metal...

 

[Jim Dep]

Best bass for supporting a lot of bottom.

 

[kjpollo]

you know your career is in the toilet when.................

 

[Meatrus]

I would prefer a roadworn one....

 

[AltGrendel]

I would prefer a roadworn one....

I wouldn't.

Especally if there were yellow stains...

 

[kdel]

thread of the day! now someone's gotta photoshop a nice urinal 212 cab to go with it. I imagine there is already a matching drummer's throne somewhere.

 

[amimbari]

So something like this is up on ebay, claims to be made by Semie Moseley, and a BIN price of $10K. Unbelievable.

http://cgi.ebay.com/MOSRITE-VINTAGE...90?cmd=ViewItem&pt=Guitar&hash=item1c132f8346

Gotta say, I am digging those knobs.

wow despite the cost, ^^^^^ that thing is MUCH more genuine, and probably plays a hell of a lot better than that k-tone reject or whatever it is...whoever thought it would be a hot seller and should be mass produced should have flushed the blueprints down the "other toilet".

BUT, if it sounded extremely good and I could actually use it despite what the body looks like, I would sport it at a gig just to get people asking about where I got it

 

[Sonicfrog]

I hear it sounds OK, but you don't want to leave it laying around at those parties, especially if the lead singer's been drinking!!!!!

 

[GtenderG]

During an argument I hit my guitarist over the head with one..
It didn't kill him but it sure RECTUM....

HAhahahahhahhha... ok I'l stop.

 

[KB]

Is that the new Bongo?

 

[Meddle]

I would prefer a roadworn one....

Skidmarks and all?