laws that you break everyday

[dancehallclasher]

I'm quite sure that in most of the states here over in the great ol US of A, sodomy is illegal.

It is in my state. I think that Texas court ruling neutered that law, but it's still on the books.

As for me, occasionally I'll create energy. I shun the laws of thermodynamics.

 

[lesfleanut]

"they are broadcasting nfl telecasts with implied oral consent instead of expressed written consent."

I love that one.

MONKEY KNIFE FIGHT!!

Minus the Bear is a good band....


I'm quite surprised that only one person mentioned smokin' the reefer. I quit about a year ago, but I had smoked enough by that time to put me in prison for life!


Other than that, the usual: Speeding, I D/l before I buy music (but I think there's a test period in my state), DVD backups, I drove last week without insurance, murdering the homeless, and of course eating peanuts and walking backwards on the sidewalk at a concert (illegal in NY).

 

[XIbanez4lifeX]

Hey what if you go to the store and buy a meal for $4.99 give them a $20.00 and the person gives you back $18.00 and you keep it??


If that is breaking the law then i am guilty as charged.

 

[Brad Barker]

Hey what if you go to the store and buy a meal for $4.99 give them a $20.00 and the person gives you back $18.00 and you keep it??


If that is breaking the law then i am guilty as charged.

oh, what a pun at the end, there.

 

[cheezewiz]

oh, and i, for one, am highly curious as to what cheezewiz will contribute with.

I'm innocent man! (Although I did get pulled over for 45mph in a 35mph zone the other night!) I didn't get a ticket, but if I would have, you wouldn't have heard any bitchin. After all, I DID IT!

 

[MAJOR METAL]

Eating on public transportation.

 

[velvetkevorkian]

every day:
speeding

frequently enough:
jaywalking, illegally downloading copyrighted media, illegal parking

every once in a while:
red light/stop sign running, whatever BS thing I might get if I’m in the presence of minors drinking alcohol or people smoking marijuana, whatever I might get for using my driving to purposefully scare absentminded pedestrians and people who hog the left lane.


If flag burning became illegal, I’d probably put that into my everyday routine.
Sometimes I advocate committing specific crimes under certain circumstances.

I was under the impression that flag burning is illegal ( assuming you're in the US...) although I may well be wrong

 

[bryan bailey]

Speeding, online pirating, pot smokin'(not everyday, but pretty often), underage drinking (once a week or less).

Probably some other stuff too.

 

[jrthebassguy]

Speeding - All the damn time, whenever I can (within reason, of course)

Underage drinking - Once a week at most, sometimes twice depending on the occasion

 

[lamborghini98]

I am a vehement jaywalker. If there is jaywalkin' to be done, I'm your man. I also download music (though not so much, really) and smoke some trees. Im sure theres a little shoplifting once in a while (I find I do it when Im bored more than when I need to). I also speed (even though I only have my permit... my parents prefer if I drive over the speed limit to keep up). Please don't hate me.

 

[bassjus]

I was under the impression that flag burning is illegal ( assuming you're in the US...) although I may well be wrong

I'm pretty sure the only way to properly dispose of a flag is to burn it, because it should never touch the ground.

 

[Marcus]

All of them are traffic related and have been mentioned quite a few times by others.

Other than that, I use my neighbors bandwidth, and I often download pirated media.

 

[cheezewiz]

I am a vehement jaywalker. If there is jaywalkin' to be done, I'm your man. I also download music (though not so much, really) and smoke some trees. Im sure theres a little shoplifting once in a while (I find I do it when Im bored more than when I need to). I also speed (even though I only have my permit... my parents prefer if I drive over the speed limit to keep up). Please don't hate me.

Ahh sweet job security.

 

[Indi86]

Mostly just running guns, and mostly just in countries where the legality of said activity is more nebulous, and then only on weekends.

 

[Dave Grossman]

I rebroadcast commercial sporting events with only implied verbal consent instead of explicit written consent.

- Dave

 

[Munjibunga]

From what I remember, tearing off the tags from matresses / pillows is only illegal if you yourself do not own and use them.

You are fundamentally correct. It's perfectly OK for consumers to take the tags off bedding and stuff. Good eye.

 

[Bruce Lindfield]

LOL i was gonna say maybe you needed to do this a few times! Maybe it would help the attitude problems!

I'd rather be coherent thanks!!

 

[Brad Barker]

I rebroadcast commercial sporting events with only implied verbal consent instead of explicit written consent.

- Dave

see also: post 37.

 

[Josh Ryan]

I eat more than three sandwiches at wakes.

I make love in the front seat of taxis.

I use bullets as currency, frequently while driving Texan cattle on public roads.

I eat peanuts in church.

I fight duels without the Governor being present.

http://www.ahajokes.com/laws021.html

 

[reikiman]

I will admit that I frequently travel at a speed over the posted speed limit. I'll go up to 10MPH over. If I were to actually drive the posted 60MPH, I fear I would be run over. Trust me, I've tried driving the speed limit. Way too scary on the freeway. Around town, it is no problem.

-Mike

As an ex-cop we don't usually stop anyone until its like 12 mph over. I defy the law of gravity everyday. Maybe go to stupidlaws.com and do some research there.