laws that you break everyday

[eric atkinson]

I'd rather be coherent thanks!!

Have you never smoked it before?

 

[addylewis]

In England I've been told its illegal to eat a chocolate bar on a bus...(seriously, its ignored now, but the law still stands even though no one gives a s***!) - ...I'm going away for a LONG time if this is true!

 

[addylewis]

also...you've got to have a permit if you keep anything you've videoed off the telly for longer than 6 months...and its prison if you keep it longer than a year!

 

[Dave Grossman]

see also: post 37.

D'oh! You beat me to it! I scanned through the posts but missed that one.

That line always cracked me up.

- Dave

 

[Joe Gress]

Well for one thing, We all play bass. That's illegal isin't it?

 

[Dave Grossman]

I divide by zero whenever I get a chance.

1/0 .... bwaaaahaahahahahaaaaa. Just try and catch me coppers!

- Dave

 

[spectorbass83]

The biggest one would have to be speeding..I break the speed limit all the time. On my way to/from work, to my gf's house, down the express way etc..I hate driving the speed limit

 

[higgi]

I edited this post so as not to set a bad example for the youth on this site. Too late. I have already been quoted, so there is not much I can do about that. "......excesive speeding....." For all those who have read this I am sorry for the lapse in judgement.

 

[lo-end]

When I was a youngin' I used to break those no-reefer laws every day, dagnabbit

 

[Alex]

in australia, for example, its illegal to walk around without money on your person.

I bet that the penalty is a fine

 

[Alex]

I divide by zero whenever I get a chance.

1/0 .... bwaaaahaahahahahaaaaa. Just try and catch me coppers!

- Dave

I don't want to imagine what will happen when Chuck Norris gets a hold of you...

 

[Phil Mastro]

speeding
jay walking
downloading music
passing on the right
not coming to a complete stop

same here

I'm a big jaywalker, I rarely do it when I could be interfering with cars trying to drive though.

Cuz as most montrealers know, drivers don't stop for jaywalkers here.

I divide by zero whenever I get a chance.

1/0 .... bwaaaahaahahahahaaaaa. Just try and catch me coppers!

- Dave

Meh, I do the square root of -1. Pshhhhhh...


I also duck ropes while skiing, and ski out of bounds fairly often. Only if there's powder to be found tho.

 

[Brad Barker]

Meh, I do the square root of -1. Pshhhhhh...

pshh.

do that in the real number system and THEN i'll be impressed.

 

[mike_v_s]

I like to double the speed limit when possible. I have only had 3 speeding tickets in 22 years. I go over 100mph on a monthly basis, 140mph when I had a Datsun 280Z. Arkansas is the land of unofficial autobauns (spelling?). There are other violations that are best left unsmoked...I.. I mean unsaid.

Awesome. How many people have you almost killed?

Mike

 

[AaronS]

I also duck ropes while skiing, and ski out of bounds fairly often. Only if there's powder to be found tho.

Thank you.
Job security for those of us in the ski patrol / emergency medical service / and search and rescue business.

The general public seems to misread the signs that clearly declare, "Ambulance Parking Only". For some reason they stupidly think they say, "No Parking".

 

[cheezewiz]

I like to double the speed limit when possible. I have only had 3 speeding tickets in 22 years. I go over 100mph on a monthly basis, 140mph when I had a Datsun 280Z. Arkansas is the land of unofficial autobauns (spelling?). There are other violations that are best left unsmoked...I.. I mean unsaid.

Higgi, meet Mr Darwin. because....., if you haven't yet, you will!

 

[gsys]

Higgi, meet Mr Darwin. because....., if you haven't yet, you will!

Especially if the driving and "unsmoking" aren't kept segregated.

 

[Atef]

I tend to ignore red light and if traffic's slow I tend to pass on the right lane

I also tend to ride a bike so there's no problem

Also on the bike: guilty of entering one way streets from the wrong side, having no lights a night and in denmark: having two persons on the bike

other than that I guess I download mp3's from time to time, but they're allmost allways artists that can't be had from local cd stores or artists that are dead, so morally I feel a bit justified

also in university papers I forget to add the right sources, so I use ideas from books without naming the book and author, but I don't do it on purpose.

well I did drink when it was illegal...15 years old that is, but it's been legal for years now for me. and smoking pot is legal too.

however I don't litter, that's just complete carelessness and unnescessary

 

[Willem]

I do the usual breaking-law-on-the-road and I buy more weed than is legal... But if I stuck to the legal amount I had to go out and buy it every week. So then I would more likely get caught... Yes we have a crappy law about it that no-one really understands.

 

[higgi]

In 22 years of driving I have never had a wreck that I caused. Not even a fender bender. I don't speed like that on city streets just the open back roads. Very similar conditions as the autobaun or whatever. Somehow those people who drive in places like that don't have an increased rate of death. There was a study done at the local university here that shows as speed limits for a road increase traffic deaths decrease. So if you speed in a place that most people expect to see speeders then they are less likely to pull into the street or make a left turn at inappropriate moments. I do have to admit as I have gotten older I have slowed down some. And I have never had a DWI or DWU. The times when I have been stupid enough to drive under the influence I am so paranoid as to drive 10mph under the limit. Acctually I have heard that is how they profile certain violations.