I always patiently explain that first, before you can touch my bass, I get to have car sex with your girlfriend.
Sadly, that doesn't always stop them.
Sadly, that doesn't always stop them.
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You should keep a cheap bass in the car for those types of "Deals". And condoms. Just kidding.I always patiently explain that first, before you can touch my bass, I get to have car sex with your girlfriend.
Sadly, that doesn't always stop them.
Strangers - no. Dirty hands, belt rash.
Beltrash - cream for that..too funny. Good idea on the cling protector - I do watch repair and first thing I do is put a cling over every client's watch crystal - plus has advertising on it.First off on family. Way to go EDPAL. Clawed back success there. Respect!
This "belt rash" keeps cropping up. It was not a feature in my earlier days. Does it appear on you or the guitar?
If you is there a suitable cream?
On my new Fender jazz I took the sticky transparent shipping protector from a computer monitor and stuck it to the back of the guitar for protection. I keep peeling a bit back to see if there is potential for long term effects (chemical damage) but so far so good.
As regards retirement, I do plan to get a job as long as it's not behind a desk. My last 5 years have been spent behind a desk in my own office. No meetings, just phone, email and drafting. Could go through a week without interacting directly with a human being nevermind sex! I got out out before I killed someone. I actually had a plan to kill the big boss. He is over 6 feet and I am 5 feet 2" but mad as a hatter and know what I'm doing. Best I went. I fancy stacking shelves at night in the equivalent of Walmarkt here.
And a great feeling knowing that you can tell them to shove it if necessary.

I actually had two different occasions where I agreed to staying so some one could use my gear, and after the show they tried to STEAL my equipment.