We decided for some reason to practice outside in the driveway one very nice summers day in Lafayette. This is kinda in the sticks but still close to the edge of town. Of course the cops show up, like real soon. Manshack, yes that's his real name says "Can I help you ossifers?" (classic) They say, complaints have been phoned in(one cop is actually pointing in the direction) and you know who it is, so go back inside or stop but if we have to come back we'll definitely take your guitar(pointing at at Roberts '84 strat) and your bass ( my '75 Rick) and you head (again Roberts Sunn Model T) they tell our drummer, who's "holdin" and scared to fkn death, that they wud just take him down the road and beat the ship out of him and then they "approach" Randy (vox) and say "There's nothing we can do to make things worse for you bro, your ugly and your vocals suck"
and they turned around and left.
just like that, they were gone. Like a thief in the night (daynight). Cool cops in southern Louisiana turn of the century.
I don't mean to turn this into anything political but we were clearly causing a disturbance, the cops gave us instructions, we followed them and we are still alive. I'm just sayin