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Let's spread some musical misinformation
- Thread starter pklima
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Male bassists who play pink basses will develop breasts.
When reading music notation, any 'rest' is supposed to be played from a prone position.
When playing the last set of the night to a drunken bar crowd, eighth notes or any notes of shorter duration should be played as quarter notes, or even half notes, to give the drunken brains time to process them.
You can only play short songs on a short scale bass.
You tell the size of a man's p*nis by the size of his bass.
You tell the size of a man's p*nis by the size of his bass.
Gaolee
Official leathers tester and crash dummy
I thought we were spreading misinformation...
Gaolee
Official leathers tester and crash dummy
The key of H has yet to be invented, but I'm working on it.
You get better tone if you string your bass with eels rather than strings.
Do NOT string a DB with electric eels!
Do NOT string a DB with electric eels!
When singing, you sound as good as you think you do. You sound as good as your mom says you do.
Don't record yourself and listen critically, and whatever you do, don't go slow and check your intonation against a keyboard.
Don't record yourself and listen critically, and whatever you do, don't go slow and check your intonation against a keyboard.
Gaolee
Official leathers tester and crash dummy
I always give ohmage to the people who play better than me.
