Let's spread some musical misinformation

[MrMeacham]

Somewhere in Italy there are roads laid out like a fretboard and buildings that form the lost Da Vinci chords.

 

[the yeti]

if you hold a sea shell to your ear you can hear "the ocean".

 

[BadJazz]

if you hold a sea shell to your ear you can hear Led Zeppelin's "the ocean".

FTFY

 

[kcole4001]

Mine's busted, all I hear is 'Custard Pie'....

 

[MrMeacham]

I found a lone seashell. It plays "Sea of Love".

 

[Major Softie]

I always give ohmage to the people who play better than me.

I think this whole thread is an ohmage of sorts.

 

[gumbynotpokey]

"Nailing that Jaco tone" is the main goal, the bread and butter, of real bassists. In short, it's important to get that sound.

 

[Bassist4Eris]

Jazz is the easiest kind of music to play, because you can play whatever you want.

 

[MegaSwing]

if you hold a sea shell to your ear you can hear "the ocean".

lol
I'ma steal this idea.

 

[GlennW]

The Cycle of Fifths is the stepping stone between the Cycle of Quarts and the Cycle of Six-Packs.

 

[mrjim123]

if you hold a sea shell to your ear you can hear "the ocean".

It works! I heard Billy Ocean singing Caribbean Queen!

 

[Feral Feline]

Currently, to do your groundwork, to find out watt your amp is, you positively must pay ohmage to your master–volume or you'll end up on a negative circuit and be revolting.

 

[kcole4001]

Watts were invented by Mike Watt and Charlie Watts in 1968.
Ohms were invented by SunTzu in 496 BC.

 

[mrjim123]

An amplifier that overheats and destroys itself is called an amplifryer.

 

[troy mcclure]

Guitar Polish was originally invented as a dessert topping in Poland.

Rug cleaner? Dessert Topping ? You decide....

 

[Ragoo]

The best bass for metal actually isn't carrots.

 

[MegaSwing]

^^^
If you can't make carrots work for metal, you basically don't know what you're doing.

 

[the yeti]

i realized this a little earlier tonight: if you're going a little flat on vocals, tuning your bass a little sharp will compensate for that.

 

[iridiumrocks]

if you hold a sea shell to your ear you can hear "the ocean".

I have never heard a Led Zep song coming from a sea shell.

 

[Major Softie]

I have never heard a Led Zep song coming from a sea shell.

It takes a whole lotta shell.