Let's spread some musical misinformation

[ZenG]

You can't just stick any old Tort pickguard on your bass......first you need to know the legal ramifications:-

 

[ZenG]

When you go out & leave your basses at home, they make long distance calls

..and they don't give a crap about roaming charges either......

 

[zontar]

..and they don't give a crap about roaming charges either......

And if they find out your credit card info they will order from QVC & the Home Shopping Netwrok

 

[ZenG]

Polyrhythms are great to study......but you'll need a bass made from Polystyrene to effectively play along to them.

If your girlfriend is named Polly.....that's fine but it won't help you.

Sometimes you'll find Polyglots in a used bass if you open up the electronics cover.....this means that the previous owner tried playing along to Polyrhythms but the bass material is incorrect.

 

[Feral Feline]

ZenG, you're such a polygjammist!

Whilst polyrhythms are great to study, from an academic standpoint, don't get too close to them – Be careful you don't get any polyps!

 

[zontar]

100/64 is the easiest time signature to play and therefor the most common...

 

[ZenG]

ZenG, you're such a polygjammist!

Whilst polyrhythms are great to study, from an academic standpoint, don't get too close to them – Be careful you don't get any polyps!

Thanks Feral, for your concern....

I always wear Polyester clothing while playing......prevents Polyps from forming.

 

[ZenG]

100/64 is the easiest time signature to play and therefor the most common...

Especially if you're into Mandolin........

 

[zontar]

Mandolin is best played only by people with tiny hands...

 

[DeaconBlues09]

Recent archaeological discoveries indicate that the 'burning bush' Moses came upon in Exodus was actually a very early edition P-bass (with flatwounds, of course)

 

[rtslinger]

Well there was talk of Gibson will no longer produce Bass guitars and that story I found is true. Gibson has been working on a new Android app, which will use blue tooth to connect you to your amp and you will be able to play live using any model of Gibson bass starting from the 1st EB from 1956 right up to the last bass produce by Gibson in 2014 and future models like this 2016 Gibson Ripper 5 string! Gibson says it the wave of the future and many will soon follow in our foot steps
Gibson say it isn't so!

 

[zontar]

Gibson has a new line of air basses ready for NAMM 2016

 

[Jay2U]

Gibson has a new line of air basses ready for NAMM 2016

 

[Jay2U]

If you can't find your air bass, use blacklight and hairspray.

 

[Hues]

From now on, when Randy Jackson spends three hours on the Home Shopping Channel selling his guitars, he will spend a full twenty seconds to promote his new line of basses....The one sitting over there in the corner.

 

[rtslinger]

Did you know that every movie made in 1966 had a bass player in it? It is consider the year of the bass player on online and look it up yourself

 

[Feral Feline]

A very good year indeed!

All the Star Wars movies were scored by "John Williams", which is a pseudonym that Don Was uses.

 

[StereoPlayer]

Well over half of pizza delivery drivers are bass players...look it up

 

[Jay2U]

Well over half of pizza delivery drivers are bass players...look it up

The rest of the bass players don't know how to deliver a pizza.

 

[StereoPlayer]

Well over half of pizza delivery drivers are bass players...look it up

Jaco only liked 4 toppings.