Let's spread some musical misinformation

[El Güero]

All speakers have the same size sound hole (in the center of the cone), and the sound hole is the ONLY part you hear when listening to a speaker.

The different sized cones are just marketing hype to sucker people into buying more stuff they don't need.

Speaker cones are SILENT. They make no sound. They move no air. They do nothing.

15", 12", 10" etc", ALL sound the same because they use the same sound hole.

 

[ZenG]

All speakers have the same size sound hole (in the center of the cone), and the sound hole is the ONLY part you hear when listening to a speaker.

The different sized cones are just marketing hype to sucker people into buying more stuff they don't need.

Speaker cones are SILENT. They make no sound. They move no air. They do nothing.

15", 12", 10" etc", ALL sound the same because they use the same sound hole.

100% correct.......and this very fact fueled the idea for The Cone Of Silence in the t.v. series "Get Smart".....

 

[zontar]

The Chief & Max were 2/3's of a killer Jazz trio with Herman Munster on the Double Bass

 

[Deleted member 264575]

100% correct.......and this very fact fueled the idea for The Cone Of Silence in the t.v. series "Get Smart".....

WHAT?

 

[MYLOWFREQ]

Carrots improve aural comprehension in music. (If that's ever proved to be true, I'm expecting an award.)

 

[ZenG]

Problem is ..the more carrots a person eats, the more it makes them want to buy a Silvertone bass off E-bay...

 

[Deleted member 264575]

Carrots. Best instrument for good eyesight.

 

[ZenG]

Well thanks shallot!!

Lettuce not beet ourselves up over this.....

 

[Feral Feline]

Good gourd, they've turned instruments into vegetables, or rather vegetables into instruments. Let's meat to get to the root of the problem, this isn't small potatoes — and who thought it was a grape idea to make music with fruit? I wonder if they get a good celery of if they're just paid in peanuts.

I think the Chinese gentleman playing the carrots-pan-flute may have a small leek in his instrument. Tread gingerly, wouldn't want to upset the applecart.

Okay, that's enough, I'm leafing you...

 

[ZenG]

Always something to grape about.....drives me plum bananas...

 

[zontar]

More of those to come tomato....

 

[MorguloN X-Zed]

I hard wired my bass to play through A rca chord. I get my best sound through a 55" (flatscreen tv)

 

[zontar]

if you hook up a bass to a computer you can get free wifi....

 

[Feral Feline]

If you hook up a Geddy Lee signature Jazz, you get free will.

 

[zontar]

If you choose not to decide you have to play a cheap bass that won't intonate.

 

[Jay2U]

Lefties read tabs using a mirror.

 

[Feral Feline]

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Lefties must use reverse polarity.

 

[47VevetS]

Geddy Lee is Kylo Ren

 

[47VevetS]

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Lefties must use reverse polarity.

Of course they have to! Its so the notes arent played in reverse, thats the whole "south-paw-backward-masking-thing"

 

[El Güero]

In the early days Leo Fender tried making the guitar and bass bodies from cacti, but the workers kept getting pricked by the needles which slowed production so he switched to real wood.