Let's spread some musical misinformation

[JohnDeereJack]

Tom Petty doesn't always stand his ground and has actually been known to back down from time to time...

 

[Jay2U]

Some combo amps with onboard EQ came with a knob between "lower mid" and "high mid" called "baffyoon". You don't see it all that much on today's amps though.

Most amps today have 100% plastic speakers and the cabinets are made of glazed styrofoam.

All the electronics in today's basses are 100% plastic.

All bass strings made today are 100% plastic.

At the end of 2018, all new basses will be made of 100% plastic.

There will no such genre as "Metal". It will be renamed "Plastic". The band named "Plasticene" will rise to stardom.

And yes...you can build a bass and amp out of Lego. The Lego P sounds a lot like an Epi EB-O. The Lego Tube amp and Lego 8x10 cab actually sound better than an SVT.

Radio stations are pushing for songs to be thirty seconds or less in total. Actually they would like each song to be ten seconds long. But it doesn't matter...because who cares what radio stations think?

 

[Boristhespyder]

Some combo amps with onboard EQ came with a knob between "lower mid" and "high mid" called "baffyoon". You don't see it all that much on today's amps though.

Most amps today have 100% plastic speakers and the cabinets are made of glazed styrofoam.

All the electronics in today's basses are 100% plastic.

All bass strings made today are 100% plastic.

At the end of 2018, all new basses will be made of 100% plastic.

There will no such genre as "Metal". It will be renamed "Plastic". The band named "Plasticene" will rise to stardom.

And yes...you can build a bass and amp out of Lego. The Lego P sounds a lot like an Epi EB-O. The Lego Tube amp and Lego 8x10 cab actually sound better than an SVT.

Radio stations are pushing for songs to be thirty seconds or less in total. Actually they would like each song to be ten seconds long. But it doesn't matter...because who cares what radio stations think?

This was all predicted by John Lennon 50 years ago: "Plasticene Porters with looking glass eyes....."

 

[PillO]

There will no such genre as "Metal". It will be renamed "Plastic". The band named "Plasticene" will rise to stardom.

The Plastic Ono Band were ahead of their time.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

The Ramones initially tried to count down to their songs...4,3,2,1, but it was too complex.

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

This will give 'firing' the drummer a whole different meaning.

 

[Feral Feline]

Yup! By generating an exact copy in anti-phase and feeding this into a dark matter cab, driven from a dark energy powered amp.

The schematics and plans are freely accessible on the Dark Net.

 

[Feral Feline]

Some combo amps with onboard EQ came with a knob between "lower mid" and "high mid" called "baffyoon". You don't see it all that much on today's amps though.

Most amps today have 100% plastic speakers and the cabinets are made of glazed styrofoam.

All the electronics in today's basses are 100% plastic.

All bass strings made today are 100% plastic.

At the end of 2018, all new basses will be made of 100% plastic.

There will no such genre as "Metal". It will be renamed "Plastic". The band named "Plasticene" will rise to stardom.

And yes...you can build a bass and amp out of Lego. The Lego P sounds a lot like an Epi EB-O. The Lego Tube amp and Lego 8x10 cab actually sound better than an SVT.

Radio stations are pushing for songs to be thirty seconds or less in total. Actually they would like each song to be ten seconds long. But it doesn't matter...because who cares what radio stations think?

The Kinks foresaw the move from metal to plastic:



Sonic Youth are plastic personified



The world is already full of ...




Plastic will not be played on plastic guitars, but on plastic banjos...



So Grab Your Plastic Fantastic Lover AND GO SPASTIC FOR PLASTIC...






*I couldn't find the plastic song I was looking for so you got all the these others. I did leave out Twisted Sister's "Plastic Money", Radio Heads "Green Plastic Watering Can" and quite a few others 'cause... the Future Will Be TelePlasticised...

 

[-Asdfgh-]

The Plastic Ono Band were ahead of their time.

And Lennon also prophesized Polythene Pam.

 

[Boristhespyder]

And Lennon also prophesized Polythene Pam.

John Lennon is Dr Who and he regenerated in 1980 as Sting and led the second British Invasion. The Police that we saw before that was simply overlap in his time travel ability. The tardis is actually a Fender bass case.

 

[Jay2U]

The Ramones initially tried to count down to their songs...4,3,2,1, but it was too complex.

Sometimes counting up was too complex too, so it became "Wuh, tuh, tuh, tuw".

 

[-Asdfgh-]

When Lennon said The Beatles were bigger than Jesus, he had been reading a historical treatise on average male height through the ages and really meant taller.

 

[pklima]

Exposé were all former members of the less successful band Posé.

 

[PillO]

Spandau Ballet was an actual ballet company formed to entertain Rudolph Hess in Spandau prison. With the diminishing health and eventual death of the last inmate of Spandau prison, interest in the ballet company dropped with the number of members falling to 4 and those 4 refocusing their efforts on electronic music.

 

[rtslinger]

Wow I had never heard of this before but, there is a curse that you will die within a week if you play bass while inside a bass boat now that is scary

 

[PillO]

Depeche mode started as a performance art troupe. They would throw fish flavored ice cream at their audience. They were originally de peche ala mode.

 

[Jay2U]

When Lennon said The Beatles were bigger than Jesus, he had been reading a historical treatise on average male height through the ages and really meant taller.

That makes many Americans bigger as well; fatter.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Depeche mode started as a performance art troupe. They would throw fish flavored ice cream at their audience. They were originally de peche ala mode.

Heston Blumenthal was their ice cream roadie.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Yazoo was originally named after the UK flavoured milk brand as Vince Clarke, after Depeche Mode, was hooked on dairy, but had expanded his range from haddock flavours to banana and strawberry. It also enabled him to get some early corporate sponsorship. Similarly, Oasis was named after Liam Gallagher's favourite light fruit drink.

 

[Boristhespyder]

Heston Blumenthal was their ice cream roadie.

Which was where they met the group Fetchez la Vache and formed the supergroup Surf and Turf.