Let's spread some musical misinformation

[Drgonzonm]

Remanent magnetism is what's killing your strings.

sure it isn't the Remanentism medicine (aka moonshine) that's killing the bass.drool

 

[ZenG]

In the movie "Remanent" a bass player (Leonardo DiCaprio) gets washed down an ice-cold river, goes over a cliff on a horse, gets tapped out by a bear but still has his Squier VM intact at the end of it.

 

[Stumbo]

Bill Wyman is the original "bass face" model.

After seeing his own pic, which he didn't like, he became the stone faced bass player we all know and love.

And, he has such small hands and was poor, he could only afford a child size instrument until the Stones began making money.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

So you want us to believe that Bill's hands started growing after the Stones made money?

Hey, It could happen.

When you die your hair/nails, nose and hands keep growing.

 

[Justinvs]

Meanwhile, the Canadians keep subtly invading foreign airwave-space with their music and increasing the size of their slice of the sonic pie; they go unnoticed because they're so damn polite about it.

Soon, yas, wery soon Ve vill TEK OPHER ZE VERALD!

*cough*

S'cuse me, sorry for that outburst...

Here in Montana we were organizing defense troops to stop you at the border, but your radio stations and beer are so much better than ours we decided to let you in anyhow.

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

He created them, but had to distance himself from them. Now he's two steps from the blues.

You can't two step to the blues.
If you don't know that, then you're not from Texas.

 

[pklima]

That's wrong - you are from Texas. That's wrong - you are from Texas. That's wrong - you are from Texas. Texas doesn't want you, though.

 

[Drgonzonm]

Word is bass noodling will be outlawed in Texas. It's an offshoot of don't mess with texas.

 

[Drgonzonm]

That's wrong - you are from Texas. That's wrong - you are from Texas. That's wrong - you are from Texas. Texas doesn't want you, though.

Can't dance the two-step
Can't play the blues
Can't play the two-step
Can't dance the blues,
Got the deep in the heart of Texas blues
Got the deep in heart blues

 

[Drgonzonm]

You can't two step to the blues.
If you don't know that, then you're not from Texas.

Can't dance the two-step
Can't play the blues
Can't play the two-step
Can't dance the blues,
Got the deep in the heart of Texas blues
Got the deep in heart blues

 

[ZenG]

Here in Montana we were organizing defense troops to stop you at the border, but your radio stations and beer are so much better than ours we decided to let you in anyhow.

Brenda Lee's "I'm Sorry" was written by Dub Allbriten, who later admitted that he bought the lyrics off a Canadian when he was at a "Just for Laughs" show in Montreal.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

After the sad demise of Keith Emerson and Greg Lake, Carl Palmer has recruited Keith's son and Geddy.

Peart and Lifeson have suggested a more jazz-pop oriented band with Esperanza Spalding, to be called Esperanza, Lifeson, and Peart.

 

[Shannon]

In the movie "Remanent" a bass player (Leonardo DiCaprio) gets washed down an ice-cold river, goes over a cliff on a horse, gets tapped out by a bear but still has his Squier VM intact at the end of it.

Little credit is given to Leo's stunt bass, a brave Peavey T-40 named Maddy Hattington who had to do all these stunts while wearing an uncomfortable Squier suit. Worse, the different filming units had Jazz, Jaguar, Dimension and Precision suits. Several editing errors later, and Maddy was "..the most confused stunt bass in Ireland."

There was no actual filming done in Ireland...

 

[zontar]

Pipe Organs can be stuffed with your favorite tobacco and enjoyed as an after dinner treat.

 

[Feral Feline]

Regular bass noodles are made from flats, "whole-grain" bass noodles from round-wounds — which you like better is all a matter of taste.

 

[Pbassmanca]

Regular bass noodles are made from flats, "whole-grain" bass noodles from round-wounds — which you like better is all a matter of taste.

So can gluten free noodles be made from half-rounds?

 

[Feral Feline]

Tape-wounds, gluten-free noodles are definitely nylon tape wounds.

 

[Jay2U]

"Kevlar strings are the future", a spokesman of D'adario said. Piezo and optical pickups are preferred, however magnetic pickups can still be used. This is accomplished by wrapping a thin iron containing foil around each string, straight above the pickup(s).

 

[Stumbo]

Way back in the day, before nylon picks, finger nails from the recently deceased were cleaned, painted, polished and put into service.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

 

[Jay2U]

Because of their retractable nails, cats can instantly change from picking to finger style.

 

[Feral Feline]

Yes, yes we can and vice-versa. But this thread is about misinformation.