Let's spread some musical misinformation

[ZenG]

In most bands the position of bassist is normally assigned to the most talented guitar player.

The bassist has to bend over first...

 

[Stumbo]

Unsympathetic vibrations cause blue notes.

Bad vibrations cause brown notes along with intestinal distress.

 

[Bad azz tone]

The bassist has to bend over first...

That's known as " First Position".....

 

[Pops OB]

That's known as " First Position".....

The Cow pose...

 

[Bad azz tone]

The Cow pose...

Isn't that a band from Winslow Arizona?

 

[Common Tater]

One bass for a bunch of monkeys? I don't think the bass will last me the 10 minutes, yes the comment is misinformation. Let's say the comment is true, will the bass be in tune so the song is not so far out of key? Now got monkeys putting bassists out of work, as Marvin the robot from hhgttu says, this depressing.

A fretless bass is never out of tune.

 

[Common Tater]

That's known as " First Position".....

I'm almost afraid to ask. What's "second position" mean?

 

[Common Tater]

If you want to keep Santa away from your home, play a bass solo.

I'm not so sure, this is what my security camera caught.


I'd show what was left under the tree but that might violate the forum's standards of conduct.

 

[Common Tater]

Isn't that a band from Winslow Arizona?

No, that's the band The Cow Patties, an entirely female band. I get the two confused as well. I'm not sure where Cow Pose is from.

 

[Bad azz tone]

I'm almost afraid to ask. What's "second position" mean?

First position...twice!!

 

[Pops OB]

 

[Boristhespyder]

First position...twice!!

First rule of second position. Never talk about second position.

 

[Pops OB]

 

[Common Tater]

First position...twice!!

Ah, I see. I'm working on my technique and I see what I'm doing wrong now. Where should I be for third position? There's a fourth position, right?

 

[Stumbo]

No, that's the band The Cow Patties, an entirely female band. I get the two confused as well. I'm not sure where Cow Pose is from.

The Cow Pose morphed into The Cow Posse when two other base players showed up unannounced and wanted to sit in.

 

[Bad azz tone]

Ah, I see. I'm working on my technique and I see what I'm doing wrong now. Where should I be for third position? There's a fourth position, right?

3d is behind the drummer.

 

[Common Tater]

3d is behind the drummer.

Interesting. I like that. She does too. I dearly hope that fourth position is third position twice.

 

[Drgonzonm]

Interesting. I like that. She does too. I dearly hope that fourth position is third position twice.

six?

 

[Common Tater]

The Cow Pose morphed into The Cow Posse when two other base players showed up unannounced and wanted to sit in.

"Base" players? Who was shortstop? Forgive me if I'm off in left field.

 

[Stumbo]

"Base" players? Who was shortstop? Forgive me if I'm off in left field.

Yep...base players...in the musical misinformation thread...who'd a thunk it?