Let's spread some musical misinformation

[-Asdfgh-]

If you buy whipped cream in the can, you can use the N2O to hit high notes like David Lee Roth; and the whipped cream comes in handy later with the groupies.

No, you need clotted cream if you are going to sit down with the groupies over a cup of tea and some scones and discuss the weather, which is how it is done in England.

 

[Shannon]

The only problem, if the helium leaks into the speakers your bass sounds like a ukulele.

Without a certain minimum helium in the canister, your bass can only be heard by elephants. Elephants hate bassists, and will make them turn down.

 

[Shannon]

I believe that anything with a flat fifth in also causes explosions

Or an empty fifth! Everyone should have a full fifth before the playing starts.

I use nitrous oxide to play faster

I just play a red bass, 'cause da red wuns go fasta!

 

[Bad azz tone]

If you buy whipped cream in the can, you can use the N2O to hit high notes like David Lee Roth; and the whipped cream comes in handy later with the groupies.

Never found it handy,............found it neccessary!!!!!!!

 

[Bad azz tone]

Without a certain minimum helium in the canister, your bass can only be heard by elephants. Elephants hate bassists, and will make them turn down.

Elephants hate bassists, and will run them down!

 

[Jay2U]

Marilyn McCoo had nice balloons - not misinformation.

...but you ain't gonna tell me those were air-filled.

 

[Jay2U]

If you buy whipped cream in the can, you can use the N2O to hit high notes like David Lee Roth; and the whipped cream comes in handy later with the groupies.

Sure! If the cream turns sour, your groupie may have a 'problem'.

 

[Bad azz tone]

...but you ain't gonna tell me those were air-filled.

No,HELIUM FILLED!!!

 

[Jay2U]

No,HELIUM FILLED!!!

So she was equipped with a 'natural' life jacket.

 

[zontar]

Keyboards in the 70s made their sound by the mice that scurried around inside playing little pianos...

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Keyboards in the 70s made their sound by the mice that scurried around inside playing little pianos...

It's true. I saw it on Bagpuss

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Sure! If the cream turns sour, your groupie may have a 'problem'.

Is a witch? Cliff Richard warned about this.

 

[Jay2U]

Is a witch? Cliff Richard warned about this.

...or diseased.

 

[Bad azz tone]

...or diseased.

Or so ugly she soured the cream!

 

[Shannon]

Is a witch? Cliff Richard warned about this.

But only if she weighs the same as a duck...

 

[Jay2U]

But only if she weighs the same as a duck...

...and she flies on a Gibson Flying V.

 

[Boristhespyder]

Neil Young is updating his songs for modern times and is writing a song about being in love with an A I robot. The song is called Synonym Girl.

 

[Shannon]

What if it's a witch with an SG instead?

 

[Boristhespyder]

...and she flies on a Gibson Flying V.

Only if it floats. Otherwise it is a witch.

 

[ZenG]

Neil Young is updating his songs for modern times and is writing a song about being in love with an A I robot. The song is called Synonym Girl.

Yes...and "Old Man Take A Look At My iPod 8"..plus "The Virus And The Damage Done"..