Let's spread some musical misinformation

[Bad azz tone]

Neil Young is updating his songs for modern times and is writing a song about being in love with an A I robot. The song is called Synonym Girl.

Good one Boris!

 

[Boristhespyder]

Yes...and "Old Man Take A Look At My iPod 8"..plus "The Virus And The Damage Done"..

And don’t forget: After the Bitcoin Rush!

 

[ZenG]

And don’t forget: After the Bitcoin Rush!

As well as " A Man Needs A Prius"..

 

[Bad azz tone]

Neil Young is updating his songs for modern times and is writing a song about being in love with an A I robot. The song is called Synonym Girl.

Don' forget,Texting in the Free World

 

[Justinvs]

The figure skating maneuver called a salchow is a misspelling of the more familiar sow-cow, which originates from the old expression "you are about as graceful as a pig on ice," although some people said the expression was "cow on ice." Since the judges couldn't agree they compromised and called any twirling, often painful jump a sow-cow. Now the term refers to a specific type of jump done by skaters to musical accompaniment.

(And you thought I couldn't work music into this one!)

 

[Justinvs]

Don' forget,Texting in the Free World

My favorite is "I'm a Bitcoin Miner for a Heart of Gold."

 

[-Asdfgh-]

"Easy Bitcoins" by King Crimson... Ah those were the days.

 

[GBassNorth]

I'm developing a new technique for bass players that play both finger style and with a pick. It's called the floating thumb and pick technique and is particularly helpful on five string basses where the low B can be used as a thumb rest while you play the E string (nobody really plays the B string anyway). The tough part is holding the pick with your first and second finger while your thumb rests on the next lowest string. But once you've mastered that you'll sound as good as Wooten on a Fedora or Entwistle on a Buzzard.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

I thought Entwhistle was better playing bass than during his surrealist phase playing birds of prey.

 

[mobdirt]

over analyse everything and think a lot while you play

 

[GBassNorth]

I thought Entwhistle was better playing bass than during his surrealist phase playing birds of prey.

Well yes, that's a given but he was still better slapping those feathers than Wooten was at playing that hat.

 

[GBassNorth]

over analyse everything and think a lot while you play

That's great advice! Then if you hit the wrong note it doesn't really matter as long as you "think" you hit the right note.

 

[mobdirt]

That's great advice! Then if you hit the wrong note it doesn't really matter as long as you "think" you hit the right note.

exactly and the over analysis will not even let you decide if its wrong or right
win win

 

[mobdirt]

music is all about winning

 

[Bad azz tone]

The figure skating maneuver called a salchow is a misspelling of the more familiar sow-cow, which originates from the old expression "you are about as graceful as a pig on ice," although some people said the expression was "cow on ice." Since the judges couldn't agree they compromised and called any twirling, often painful jump a sow-cow. Now the term refers to a specific type of jump done by skaters to musical accompaniment.

(And you thought I couldn't work music into this one!)

I had faith that you could do it,just wasn't sure how. Good one!

 

[mrjim123]

The figure skating maneuver called a salchow is a misspelling of the more familiar sow-cow, which originates from the old expression "you are about as graceful as a pig on ice," although some people said the expression was "cow on ice." Since the judges couldn't agree they compromised and called any twirling, often painful jump a sow-cow. Now the term refers to a specific type of jump done by skaters to musical accompaniment.

(And you thought I couldn't work music into this one!)

The sow-cow has quickly become a judges' favorite. Said one judge, "The beauty of the maneuver really mooves me".

I apologize in advance for that one.

 

[Jay2U]

I'm developing a new technique for bass players that play both finger style and with a pick. It's called the floating thumb and pick technique and is particularly helpful on five string basses where the low B can be used as a thumb rest while you play the E string (nobody really plays the B string anyway). The tough part is holding the pick with your first and second finger while your thumb rests on the next lowest string. But once you've mastered that you'll sound as good as Wooten on a Fedora or Entwistle on a Buzzard.

Someone developed picks for your new technique.

 

[Bad azz tone]

The sow-cow has quickly become a judges' favorite. Said one judge, "The beauty of the maneuver really mooves me".

I apologize in advance for that one.

It behooves me to accept your apology!

 

[Drgonzonm]

Porsche has hybrid for the man who would rather not have a Prio,

 

[mrjim123]

I'm developing a new technique for bass players that play both finger style and with a pick. It's called the floating thumb and pick technique <snip>

The next step in stringed instrument playing is the floating pick technique. This has been attempted by numerous guitarists and bassists, with ZERO success.