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Let's spread some musical misinformation

Headless basses look good.
Not trimming your strings makes you cool.
CBS isn't given enough credit for improving Fender during the 70's.
The electric bass was invented in a freak experiment where Nikola Tesla electrocuted a fish. Thus the name is appropriate.
Heavier bass= larger genitals.
Owning a Lakland or EBMM automatically makes you superior.
Cute girls come up to me all the time after bass gigs.
 
Headless basses look good.
Not trimming your strings makes you cool.
CBS isn't given enough credit for improving Fender during the 70's.
The electric bass was invented in a freak experiment where Nikola Tesla electrocuted a fish. Thus the name is appropriate.
Heavier bass= larger genitals.
Owning a Lakland or EBMM automatically makes you superior.
Cute girls come up to me all the time after bass gigs.
...and very few bass pedals are actually shipped in boxes.
 
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Headless basses look good.
Not trimming your strings makes you cool.
CBS isn't given enough credit for improving Fender during the 70's.
The electric bass was invented in a freak experiment where Nikola Tesla electrocuted a fish. Thus the name is appropriate.
Heavier bass= larger genitals.
Owning a Lakland or EBMM automatically makes you superior.
Cute girls come up to me all the time after bass gigs.
Alright, this whole thing has gone far enough!! Intervention time...
 
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Reactions: PillO
Headless basses look good.
Not trimming your strings makes you cool.
CBS isn't given enough credit for improving Fender during the 70's.
The electric bass was invented in a freak experiment where Nikola Tesla electrocuted a fish. Thus the name is appropriate.
Heavier bass= larger genitals.
Owning a Lakland or EBMM automatically makes you superior.
Cute girls come up to me all the time after bass gigs.

Attractive women come up to me after gigs, to ask if the drummer (the dummer!) is available.
 
Headless basses look good.
Not trimming your strings makes you cool.
CBS isn't given enough credit for improving Fender during the 70's.
The electric bass was invented in a freak experiment where Nikola Tesla electrocuted a fish. Thus the name is appropriate.
Heavier bass= larger genitals.
Owning a Lakland or EBMM automatically makes you superior.
Cute girls come up to me all the time after bass gigs.

Musk plays bass. He was trying to improve on Nikolai's design, but ended up with a car. His attempt to improve guitar routing led to The Boring Company (reverse Spinal Tap on feet and inches markings on the blueprints). PayPal was just to help bassists buy tort pickguards on eBay more easily.
 
Most curiously, the bass player bloke in Chas & Dave was aparently very popular with the ladies...go figure..!!!!!
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