Let's spread some musical misinformation

[Pops OB]

You forgot wheelchair accessible instruments that were recently added to the American’s with Disabilities Act.

Jerry Brown has established the Everybody Else with Disabilities Musical Act.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

To avoid discrimination, all stringed instrument builders are forced by law to produce the exact same number of left-handed and right-handed instruments.

The left-handed bassoons are hard to shift.

Left-handed violas are easy to shift as few viola players can tell left from right.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Bill Berry, a new congressman from Georgia, is introducing the Everybody Digs Alternative Music act, aka EDAM.

 

[Count Bassie]

It's fun to watch left handed players play. It's kind of like watching them write.

 

[mrjim123]

It's fun to watch left handed players play. It's kind of like watching them write.

I love watching a left handed drummer trying to play with right handed sticks.

 

[ScrewDevil]

Left handed cymbals are very expensive.

 

[Stumbo]

The length of cab feet determine how much bass you'll get out of your cab.

 

[Count Bassie]

The length of cab feet determine how much bass you'll get out of your cab.

Also the number of them.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Left handed cymbals are very expensive.

In the southern hemisphere the handedness is reversed.

 

[Jay2U]

Mixed drummers are left handed and right footed or right handed and left footed.

 

[zontar]

Drummers are better if they are shaken, not stirred...

 

[Jay2U]

Drummers are better if they are shaken, not stirred...

You're right. If stirred, this may happen...

 

[Pbassmanca]

The secret to the sound of pre CBS basses, is that the strings had witness points set from the factory.....

 

[jeffbrown]

You're right. If stirred, this may happen...

I LOL every time I see this and other clips of these guys. It's so over the top it's, um, good. I showed it to my drummer, and he said, "No. Just, NO."

The rhythm guitarist, on the other hand....

 

[Jay2U]

Neil Peart got his drumsticks from an alien that lived in his backyard.

 

[Stumbo]

Neil Peart got his drumsticks from an alien that lived in his backyard.

I heard that, too. He's an ice cream fanatic.

 

[pklima]

Gibson insiders blame many things for the bankruptcy, but one is failing to reach a licensing deal with Disney for the Dusk Tigger guitar.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Neil Peart got his drumsticks from an alien that lived in his backyard.

Geddy lived in his backyard?

 

[NMTB]

The bass clef was actually modeled on Marie Antoinette's breast.

 

[Bobro]

Best be careful about telling deliberate tall tales, even in jest! Had a teen girlfriend who was not the sharpest chisel in the toolbox, told her that the little weirdo town of Summerville, California, was founded by a cult and originally called "Sumer-Ville", named after ancient Sumeria, and what do you know, I caught her repeating that story to other people and swearing that it was absolutely true! Not surprisingly, she never believed me when I told her actually true things like "no, I am not shaging your best friend". (Looking back, I realize what an epic mistake I made in that particular situation). Some people, conspiracy theorists for example, will only believe something if it is patently and obviously a load of horsepoopie, and doubt anything that is actually true.