Let's spread some musical misinformation

[mrjim123]

Rhythmic acceleration is what occurs just before the entire band turns to give the drummer dirty looks.

 

[pklima]

I see a lot of people wondering about what misinformation is and isn't... Perhaps the real misinformation was the friends we made along the way.

 

[mrjim123]

"Miss Information" is a nickname for the office gossip.

 

[Feral Feline]

Little Miss MOSFET, Curds and Ankor Watts a weigh...

 

[mrjim123]

Little Miss MOSFET, Curds and Ankor Watts a weigh...

Is she one of the trans sisters?

 

[Feral Feline]

I believe so. I think they're doing the Lost VeGeHz entertainment circuit together...

 

[Son of Wobble]

Anthony of RHCP was placed in a private facility late last night after being
confronted by friends and bandmates in what is being dubbed a "mustache intervention."

 

[PillO]

Jon Bon Jovi likes his fruit tart rather than sweet. This is why he told the waitress delivering his fruit salad that she was half way there with the lemon on the pear.

 

[Rev. Cornelius]

The best place to find the ultimate guitar player for your next project is at GC early on a Saturday morning.

 

[StereoPlayer]

The best place to find the ultimate guitar player for your next project is at GC early on a Saturday morning.

Actually, this very true. The “real” musicians are still in bed!

 

[PillO]

The best place to find the ultimate guitar player for your next project is at GC early on a Saturday morning.

Actually, this very true. The “real” musicians are still in bed!

Pffffft. Everyone knows that the real pros hang out on craig's list. And the stranger the ad, the more musical the group.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

The Jam was named in tribute to Paul Weller's favourite band, The Marmelade.

 

[mikeoso]

But you can't jam, you can only remember jams, or plan jams.

“The rule is, jam to-morrow and jam yesterday—but never jam to-day.”
“It must come sometimes to ‘jam to-day,’” Alice objected.
“No, it ca’n’t,” said the Queen. “It’s jam every other day: to-day isn’t any other day, you know”

 

[-Asdfgh-]

But you can't jam, you can only remember jams, or plan jams.

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“The rule is, jam to-morrow and jam yesterday—but never jam to-day.”
“It must come sometimes to ‘jam to-day,’” Alice objected.
“No, it ca’n’t,” said the Queen. “It’s jam every other day: to-day isn’t any other day, you know”

But after rewrites Grace Slick dropped those particular lyrics.

 

[Pops OB]

It doesn’t matter how well you can play, if you don’t have a boutique instrument, everybody will laugh at you. You will never be taken seriously and your cheap instrument will only cause you to be mortified.

 

[mrjim123]

It doesn’t matter how well you can play, if you don’t have a boutique instrument, everybody will laugh at you. You will never be taken seriously and your cheap instrument will only cause you to be mortified.

I'll go one step farther - if you didn't spend at least as much for your bass as the bass in the following link then you might as well use it for firewood because I'm sure it sounds like ass and probably shouldn't even be seen in public:

Fender Jazz Bass 1959 Sunburst | Jay Rosen Music

 

[mikeoso]

I'll go one step farther - if you didn't spend at least as much for your bass as the bass in the following link then you might as well use it for firewood because I'm sure it sounds like ass and probably shouldn't even be seen in public:

Fender Jazz Bass 1959 Sunburst | Jay Rosen Music

And conversely, the more you spend on your bass, the better you play...and thd progression is exponential. If you could get your hands on the Bass of Doom, you'd play and sound exactly like Jaco at his best.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

It doesn’t matter how well you can play, if you don’t have a boutique instrument, everybody will laugh at you. You will never be taken seriously and your cheap instrument will only cause you to be mortified.

Boutique means small, doesn't it, as all boutiques are small. So it's ukele basses all round?

 

[-Asdfgh-]

And conversely, the more you spend on your bass, the better you play...and thd progression is exponential. If you could get your hands on the Bass of Doom, you'd play and sound exactly like Jaco at his best.

Lord no, that tone...

 

[-Asdfgh-]

I'll go one step farther - if you didn't spend at least as much for your bass as the bass in the following link then you might as well use it for firewood because I'm sure it sounds like ass and probably shouldn't even be seen in public:

Fender Jazz Bass 1959 Sunburst | Jay Rosen Music

Is that real?