Let's spread some musical misinformation

[Jay2U]

Company secret leaks!!!

A secret memo leaked from D'addario's research department, stating that strings, when axially rotated a quarter turn regularly, will last at least twice as long.

 

[Count Bassie]

Company secret leaks!!!

A secret memo leaked from D'addario's research department, stating that strings, when axially rotated a quarter turn regularly, will last at least twice as long.

Post of the week.

 

[mrjim123]

Company secret leaks!!!

A secret memo leaked from D'addario's research department, stating that strings, when axially rotated a quarter turn regularly, will last at least twice as long.

Is that between every song, or ... ? And in which direction - clockwise, counter-clockwise?

 

[Jay2U]

Is that between every song, or ... ? And in which direction - clockwise, counter-clockwise?

Frequency depends on the average length of the songs. Direction depends on the hemisphere involved.

 

[zontar]

Slide guitar sounds better if you coat the slide in butter.

 

[Jay2U]

Kazoo sounds better if you bury it 6ft deep.

 

[PillO]

Slide guitar sounds better if you coat the slide in butter.

Everything is better with butter, And bacon.

 

[PillO]

Kazoo sounds better if you bury it 6ft deep.

Finish the statement... 6ft deep in the player's @$$.

 

[Jay2U]

Finish the statement... 6ft deep in the player's @$$.

So it gets that special brown note to it.

 

[Common Tater]

Everything is better with butter, And bacon.

Where's the misinformation here?

 

[Jay2U]

Where's the misinformation here?

It actually is misinformation, because beer is missing.

 

[PillO]

Where's the misinformation here?

It actually is misinformation, because beer is missing.

"Better" is misinformation. "Best" is the appropriate qualifier. As well as beer.

 

[Jay2U]

"Better" is misinformation. "Best" is the appropriate qualifier. As well as beer.

Aha!

 

[Feral Feline]

Beer there, doughnut...

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When changing strings, always be sure to apply plenty of fresh Talc-base to the newd strings — this will help reduce chaffing at the tender-tips.

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In light of issues with importing certain woods, we are suggesting growing your own bass tone woods.

ANY tree can produce tonewood when this fertilizer is used! As a bonus, your music will sound less processed, and more naturally organic!

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Dang! I thought this stuff was ... like granola, but made with fruit and shade-tree roots, christmas-tree ornaments and ... My Bog! It's fertiliser for trees! I've been eating this shi... stuff, for breakfast, for yearssss...

Shiver me timber, no wonder I've put down roots, branched into barking madness in the process, absolutely nuts. I didn't twig as to why before, but now ... why wooden aye? I feel like such a sap, I know knot what else to say — I'm stumped. I shall take a final bough and leave post haste chop-chop...

 

[Count Bassie]

Beer there, doughnut...

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When changing strings, always be sure to apply plenty of fresh Talc-base to the newd strings — this will help reduce chaffing at the tender-tips.

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Dang! I thought this stuff was ... like granola, but made with fruit and shade-tree roots, christmas-tree ornaments and ... My Bog! It's fertiliser for trees! I've been eating this shi... stuff, for breakfast, for yearssss...

Shiver me timber, no wonder I've put down roots, branched into barking madness in the process, absolutely nuts. I didn't twig as to why before, but now ... why wooden aye? I feel like such a sap, I know knot what else to say — I'm stumped. I shall take a final bough and leave post haste chop-chop...

I wood too.

 

[Chickenwheels]

If your bass has an Ash body, you can make it significantly lighter in weight by following these easy steps:
1. Remove all hardware, pickups, neck and strings.
2. Place Ash body in a swamp.
3. Retrieve Ash body at next full moon.
4. Reassemble your bass with your new Swamp Ash body.
5. Enjoy.

 

[Justinvs]

I wood too.

You went out on a limb for that one.

 

[Jay2U]

If your bass has an Ash body, you can make it significantly lighter in weight by following these easy steps:
1. Remove all hardware, pickups, neck and strings.
2. Place Ash body in a swamp.
3. Retrieve Ash body at next full moon.
4. Reassemble your bass with your new Swamp Ash body.
5. Enjoy.

I was told this procedure turns a bass into a Swamp Rock bass, but that's no misinformation of course.

 

[Bad azz tone]

I was told this procedure turns a bass into a Swamp Rock bass, but that's no misinformation of course.

The bass player for the SWAMPERS only played Swamp Ash basses. He was heard to say " It plays and sounds wonderful, but smells a little musty".

 

[Feral Feline]

I was told this procedure turns a bass into a Swamp Rock bass, but that's no misinformation of course.

Sure, but the petrification process takes YEARS...


Bass Putrification for punk rock, however, just requires a big meal followed by a finger down the throat...