Let's spread some musical misinformation

[Jay2U]

When the fat lady sings, down the river you go.

If she sings backwards, the gates of Oblivion will open.

 

[LowRick]

If she sings it backwards, the gates of Oblivion will open.

And the hinges of those gates have last been lubricated when emperor Augustus had the hickups. So when it opens it sounds very rhythmic with weird squeacking noises which have been a great source of inspiration of the chemical brothers.

 

[BwanaDust]

Bassists are the best looking members of the band.

 

[LowRick]

Bassists are the best looking members of the band.

How is this misinformation? At least the usually stand so still you can actually see them lop

 

[Jay2U]

Bassists are the best looking members of the band.

This is no misinformation. You could get banned for that.

 

[BwanaDust]

How is this misinformation? At least the usually stand so still you can actually see them lop

Sorry... I'm not going to fall for the old TB disparagement trap!

 

[BwanaDust]

This is no misinformation. You could get banned for that.

Really? How so? I don't believe the comment violates any rules. I'm sure the mods would have jumped all over it, if it was verboten.

 

[Jay2U]

Really? How so? I don't believe the comment violates any rules. I'm sure the mods would have jumped all over it, if it was verboten.

That's because we kept them occupied on a few other threads.

 

[LowRick]

Really? How so? I don't believe the comment violates any rules. I'm sure the mods would have jumped all over it, if it was verboten.

I think the mods are too flabbergasted to reply adequately... The number of rules violated are to great to comprehend in a normal state of mind...

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Bassists are the best looking members of the band.

I'm really great at looking. Less so at finding.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Roger Daltrey and Pete Townsend briefly considered forming a band with Paul McCartney and Ringo Star
they were going to call the new band "The Whootles", but nothing eventuated

The other name option was The Beat, since Ringo and Paul were the rhythm section (George and John the The Les section). The The was to be taken from The Who, and not to be confused with The The. Dave Wakeling objected and so Townshend was forced to cover one of Wakeling's songs, but Townshend had the last laugh, which Bowie had stolen from his Gnome and given to Pete in 1970. Contrary to what Lennon said the Gnome was not Paul, but was actually David 'Diddy' Hamilton.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

My Ding-a-ling wasn't really full of innuendo

 

[-Asdfgh-]

The members of U2 are now all played by Sacha Baron Cohen. The original The Edge has actually been dead for three years and Larry Mullen was originally portrayed by Andy Kaufman and was never a real person.

 

[PillO]

The members of U2 are now all played by Sacha Baron Cohen. The original The Edge has actually been dead for three years and Larry Mullen was originally portrayed by Andy Kaufman and was never a real person.

That's nothing. Kanye has been played by Jim Carrey since he got engaged to Kim Kardashian (who is currently played by RuPaul).

 

[BwanaDust]

I think the mods are too flabbergasted to reply adequately... The number of rules violated are to great to comprehend in a normal state of mind...

please name one.

 

[BwanaDust]

That's because we kept them occupied on a few other threads.

Sounds like a full time job for you.

 

[Jay2U]

Sounds like a full time job for you.

Some of us live here.

 

[BwanaDust]

Some of us live here.

condolences

 

[Jay2U]

condolences

It's not that bad, we're allowed outside every other day.

 

[LowRick]

please name one.

Erm... Are you asking for facts? On a misinformation thread?

Hold my beer...