Let's spread some musical misinformation

[-Asdfgh-]

Fish gut strings make a low thump sound when strung on a guitar. That is why the guitar Bass and the fish Bass are spelled the same

The singer from Marillion was not available for comment at this time.

 

[Jay2U]

Boil your strings in water with a blue pill dissolved in it. It'll keep them young and vibrant.

 

[Scooter Johnson]

You should get up at 4:30am every day to milk your guitars so they don't leak on stage.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Most guitars and basses breed sexually (Fender Jazz basses are female, Precisions are male and they make little Jaguars). Sometimes they bud, but rarely, which is how we get double necks.

 

[PillO]

Most guitars and basses breed sexually (Fender Jazz basses are female, Precisions are male and they make little Jaguars). Sometimes they bud, but rarely, which is how we get double necks.

Double necks are Siamese twins.

 

[Scooter Johnson]

John Wayne was seen often playing Bass on stage !

 

[Count Bassie]

John Wayne was seen often playing Bass on stage !View attachment 3400343

John Wayne was actually a pretty active gigging bass player before he was a famed actor. He replaced Bill Black, the upright bassist from Elvis Presley's band, after Black was befuddled and summarily frustrated with the new solid-body, electric Fender bass. The Duke (so nicknamed by Black as he angrily exited the studio) recorded and toured with Elvis for 3 years before Elvis answered the draft and broke up the band.
Wayne went on to his greater fame as a Hollywood actor, and Elvis came home from the war and opened a chain of managed care facilities for the aged and desolate from California to Nevada, which he toured for his remaining years as a back-up singer for Sally and the Polkies.

 

[Scooter Johnson]

In space no one can hear you play ..... unless you turn your amps up all the way !!!!!

 

[-Asdfgh-]

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In space no one can hear you play ..... unless you turn your amps up all the way !!!!!

That was the day the Sea of Tranquility became the Sea of Rock. Later, of course, Primus sailed the seas of cheese on the far side of the moon, with support from David Gilmour.

 

[Scooter Johnson]

Speaking of CHEESE... did you know that "Guda" is how they say "Guitar" in the Youra Nations!

 

[mrjim123]

Speaking of CHEESE... did you know that "Guda" is how they say "Guitar" in the Youra Nations!

On a related note, don't throw used G strings (bass guitar G strings, that is) - they make excellent cheese slicers.

 

[nitrobrother]

In space no one can hear you play ..... unless you turn your amps up all the way to 11!!!!!

There, fixed it for ya...

 

[PillO]

The trombone is a refinement of the slide whistle. Like most refinements to musical instruments, it did not improve tone but made the instrument easier to play.

 

[zontar]

To do a proper bridge in a song you need an engineer to write it

 

[LowRick]

To do a proper bridge in a song you need an engineer to write it

Indeed, and he has to be civil about it!

 

[Scooter Johnson]

My wireless guitar transmitter says "BUILT IN ANTENNA" and that is great because the country of Antenna is known to make the best music accessories in the world.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

My wireless guitar transmitter says "BUILT IN ANTENNA" and that is great because the country of Antenna is known to make the best music accessories in the world.

And it is tiny too, tucked in behind a pizzeria in Andorra.

 

[Scooter Johnson]

Adam West came back from the dead to sell Bat BassesLink Removed

 

[mikeoso]

Forgive me, but...that's not a bat bass.

This is a bat bass.

 

[mrjim123]

Forgive me, but...that's not a bat bass.

This is a bat bass.
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How many hits have been recorded with that?