Let's spread some musical misinformation

[Scooter Johnson]

Forgive me, but...that's not a bat bass.

This is a bat bass.
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Very good ... but this is from the comic book .....

 

[Jay2U]

Among many other disciplines Yoda is a great bass player.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Among many other disciplines Yoda is a great bass player.
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He taught Geddy Lee.

You can see that Rush adopted the standard clothing of the Star Wars universe in 1976.

 

[Jay2U]

He taught Geddy Lee.
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After 25 years of bass playing, Geddy was officially promoted to Jedi Lee.

 

[LowRick]

After 25 years of bass playing, Geddy was officially promoted to Jedi Lee.

This all to the great dismay of Jet Li who, as the "I" might suggest, never made it.

 

[Jay2U]

After 25 years of bass playing, Geddy was officially promoted to Jedi Lee.

Lemmy became a Jedi as well, but his manager, Jack Daniel, persuaded him to turn to the dark side.

 

[Scooter Johnson]

Speaking of Star Wars.......

 

[Scooter Johnson]

Old Abe was the first President to play the electric bass guitar. He bought his first guitar with the residual checks he got for letting them put his face on every five dollar bill! His band went by the name "Shorty and the Face Worts"!

 

[lat]

Boil your strings in water with a blue pill dissolved in it. It'll keep them young and vibrant.

They end up too stiff though.

 

[nitrobrother]

But never for more than four hours.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

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Old Abe was the first President to play the electric bass guitar. He bought his first guitar with the residual checks he got for letting them put his face on every five dollar bill! His band went by the name "Shorty and the Face Worts"!

His great-grandson, Mike Nesmith, played guitar in the Monkees.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

When electric instruments started getting popular in an instance of nominative determinism Dan Electro decided to start his business.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

But never for more than four hours.

In the UK everything has to be boiled for at least six hours.

 

[LowRick]

In the UK everything has to be boiled for at least six hours.

Then maybe throw in the blue pill after 2?

 

[Scooter Johnson]

In the UK everything has to be boiled for at least six hours.

That's why Keith Richards is so wrinkly Link Removed

 

[moogieotter]

Tony! Toni! Toné! was originally called Tony! Toni! Toné! Tony!

Featuring Tony Levin on bass. He was voted out after the 2nd album was released from not stop begging to play Chapman Stick on the B Sides.

 

[Jay2U]

The older musicians get, the better they play their instruments.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

A musician can only play so many notes in their lifetime, which is why solos get slower and more tuneful as they age as they have to eke out their remaining notes.

 

[Pops OB]

Each bassist has a given number of notes he can play before being worn out. Once he hits that number he dies.

 

[PillO]

A musician can only play so many notes in their lifetime, which is why solos get slower and more tuneful as they age as they have to eke out their remaining notes.

Each bassist has a given number of notes he can play before being worn out. Once he hits that number he dies.

And that number is 12. This I why I never play Ab; I have played the other 11 notes. Any song that requires an Ab, I simply substitute G#. Fortunately, no one has ever noticed.