Let's spread some musical misinformation

[Jay2U]

For many of us TB'ers the only Dutch we understand is "Dutch oven".

...and the Dutch treat, I suppose?

 

[Jay2U]

The secret of playing the darkest black metal, is in the tuning and the frets used. Tune to standard D(emon) and only use the prime number frets.

 

[mrjim123]

...and the Dutch treat, I suppose?

Only at your house.

 

[PillO]

The secret of playing the darkest black metal, is in the tuning and the frets used. Tune to standard D(emon) and only use the prime number frets.

Drop D for Black Metal D standard for Death Metal

 

[GBassNorth]

Drop D for Black Metal D standard for Death Metal

That makes perfect sense. Only a fool would drop D on Death Metal. It’s obvious if they did it wouldn’t be Death Metal, it would be Eath Metal.

 

[PillO]

That makes perfect sense. Only a fool would drop D on Death Metal. It’s obvious if they did it wouldn’t be Death Metal, it would be Eath Metal.

Eath Metal is a whole other genre. My favourite metal genre is Folk Metal.

 

[Scooter Johnson]

Just like 1970s Dutch gossip!

I don't understand Duch... It's all French to me...but I hear Duch gossip can be played on the three and a half string harp in the key of M !!!

 

[Scooter Johnson]

All well and good, but my reverb tank leaks. It is too expensive to repair and I need to top it up regularly. Can ANR do anything for a leaky reverb tank?

They can switch out your Reverb Tank with a new Vibrator pump, but only on guitars made in the South Pole Factory !

 

[IamGroot]

According to Schrödinger instrument cases must have either a small window or a wireless camera inside. Otherwise one can't be sure if the instrument is inside and in good condition.

But once the camera is turned on, it the bass dies

 

[IamGroot]

Once when I was playing my F note went flat but I am a member of the ANR (America Note repair Club) so I got the note fixed right away. They will also refill your tone levels on your bass amp equalizer free of charge! I just hate the mess of Draining those levels myself. Well worth joining the club !

I understand from well placed sources that if you own a certain popular bass (it rhymes with circumcision), theres no need for a service call, let alone adjusting the tone knob.

That bass is the Maytag of the music world.

 

[IamGroot]

If a bass player slides up to the 12th fret on a given string, he will be perfectly intonated on all 12 notes at some pointed.

Whereaz the guitarist playing the 100 watt amp in GC may never actually intonate correctly.

 

[IamGroot]

When Bach composed religious music for the cello, he wore a white glove on his left hand for Devine inspiration.

 

[IamGroot]

According to TB, The rarest basses in the world are made by Darren Huff and Oscar Pratt.

Dont believe me. Put down a deposit and order one.

 

[Pops OB]

When Bach composed religious music for the cello, he wore a white glove on his left hand for Devine inspiration.

That’s “Andy Devine inspiration.”

 

[IamGroot]

One of the advantages of playing bass instead of tuba, is that drunks rarely mistake basses for urinals.

 

[Pops OB]

One of the advantages of playing bass instead of tuba, is that drunks rarely mistake basses for urinals.

Wait, this isn’t misinformation.

 

[IamGroot]

That’s “Andy Devine inspiration.”

Yes, but Bach would have a whole cantata finished before Andy quit talking
.

 

[Pops OB]

Yes, but Bach would have a whole cantata finished before Andy quit talking
.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

That’s “Andy Devine inspiration.”

you scott that wrong

 

[Scooter Johnson]

According to the farm report this year's crop of guitars should be pretty good except in the state of Anarchy. in that state due to excessive rainfall all guitars will probably be below short scale.