Let's spread some musical misinformation

[felonious69]

Richard Carpenter (of The Carpenters fame) was doing some contractor work long ago, remodeling a summer home for John Phillips. Yes, he actually was a carpenter.
He almost got fired after he accidentally nailed John's daughter, but John relented and let him finish.
John was really caring like that!

 

[Atshen]

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson plays upright bass....with a strap.

Actually, that's Peter Steele.

 

[roccobass]

Ted Nugent was just voted president of PETA for life.

 

[felonious69]

Kanye West is a genius! Musically and otherwise.

 

[felonious69]

Ted Nugent was just voted president of PETA for life.

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Weird...You'd think he woulda dodged the selection process

 

[felonious69]

Ted Nugent was just voted president of PETA for life.

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Notice that bow he's using? Three chords.

 

[roccobass]

Weird...You'd think he woulda dodged the selection process

Are you kidding? For him, it would be like fish in a barrel.

Notice that bow he's using? Three chords.

Motor City Ted. Simplicity. But hmm. Maybe not.That bow looked more like high tech fishing reel than a bow. Wonder how many gears it had.

 

[Iristone]

Good point. I should have said that it's the cheap basses made in China that induce gravity at 5G. The cats made in China have a different kind of wave; not gravitational waves at all.

In China we don't need no stinkin' instrument cables or Relays. Just connect the bass to the amp with 5G and I can play.

 

[Scooter Johnson]

I left my two SG Basses in the x-ray room when I stayed in the hospital... This is what I found when went to pick them up.... Danger, Danger... Keep you guitars away from radiation.

 

[felonious69]

In China we don't need no stinkin' instrument cables or Relays. Just connect the bass to the amp with 5G and I can play.

They keep tellin me I got 4G, but usually all I can think is "Gee, is it EVER gonna connect?"

 

[felonious69]

I left my two SG Basses in the x-ray room when I stayed in the hospital... This is what I found when went to pick them up.... Danger, Danger... Keep you guitars away from radiation.

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On top of everything else, just remember, Don't Fret

 

[felonious69]

I left my two SG Basses in the x-ray room when I stayed in the hospital... This is what I found when went to pick them up.... Danger, Danger... Keep you guitars away from radiation.

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At least they're both pointing in the same direction!

 

[felonious69]

I want one of those

 

[felonious69]

I left my ukulele and snare drum there:

 

[felonious69]

or was it piano and bong collection?

 

[Iristone]

They keep tellin me I got 4G, but usually all I can think is "Gee, is it EVER gonna connect?"

I believe you need four Gibson, Gretsch, or Guild... basses as antennae.

 

[felonious69]

I believe you need four Gibson, Gretsch, or Guild... basses as antennae.

What If I have one, but with all 4 G strings?

 

[felonious69]

The Bob Dylan composition Seven Days--made famous by Joe Cocker (& Ron Wood as well) was composed by Bob after waiting in line at the DMV

He'll still be waitin for his license when he's knock knock knockin on heaven's door

 

[Shannon]

or was it piano and bong collection?View attachment 3933172

I see that fellow in the back is still waiting for his Guitar Center bass to get delivered...

 

[Scooter Johnson]

l got my face slapped once when I was out on a date''' l asked the girl if she wanted to come up to my place and see my organ..... SLAP! it's a good thing l didn't finish my sentence ... : organ, guitars, and drums" because she must really hate music !