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Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by pklima, Sep 26, 2013.
No, but it’s funny.
In an effort to live a full life for both himself and his fallen bandmates, Paul McCartney celebrates 3 birthdays a year. He is now over 140 years old.
Ringo stopped having birthdays in 1995--he has not aged since then.
Just like most of Mick Jagger. Only his moobs are aging.
Um, misinformation only please.
I know, but I'm funny too!
Gibson are working on a new bass, the Rip-Off™.
if you accidentally drop your precision bass in the car park as you're loading out and someone runs over it in their car - it's called a 'Fender Bender'
The up-tuning fad has gone far enough. Real musicians will now be tuning their 5 string basses ADGCF. Because the open low A is under used despite being a powerful punctuation mark in a groove.
This is the Pressurewound string production facility of GHS. They make use of natural deep sea water pressure.
Isn't that actually deep C water?
looks like an asymmetrical D profile.
It's a quadrubical curve.
Curse that Al Rubic and his quads.
I bought Rubic's cube, then Rubic's snake, even the sphere and the various stars but I'm drawing the line at the quadrubical curve; I know when I'm being had - as my collection of Nintendo DS and Fender Precision variants would tell you.
With only 1 bass left that's out of the way.
Punk musicians are not allowed to grow past 6 feet tall
All the ones you think are taller are wearing stilts under their pants.
Known as the Joey Ramone rule.
Black Sabbath had a cardboard cutout of Ronnie James Dio backstage. It had a sign on it that said "you must be at least this tall to go on stage"
A new SUPAGAROUPA is being formed, tentatively titled "Tha Holleywudd Ahlstarrs".
Currently in rehearsal are the following moovystahrs and newflound bland members :
Johnnie Durp, Gittar
Keynanunanu Reeves, Baaz
Bruise Willus, hurp
Kirstian Bayle, Durrums
and newly recruited to front, stromm n seng...
Forgot the keese playah... Rayon Guzzling
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