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Let's spread some musical misinformation

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by pklima, Sep 26, 2013.


  1. No, but it’s funny.
     
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  2. In an effort to live a full life for both himself and his fallen bandmates, Paul McCartney celebrates 3 birthdays a year. He is now over 140 years old.
     
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  3. zontar

    zontar

    Feb 19, 2014
    J-5
    Ringo stopped having birthdays in 1995--he has not aged since then.
     
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  4. Jay2U

    Jay2U Not as bad as he lóòks

    Dec 7, 2010
    23 ft below sea level
    Just like most of Mick Jagger. Only his moobs are aging.
     
  5. zontar

    zontar

    Feb 19, 2014
    J-5
    Um, misinformation only please.
     
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  6. Jay2U

    Jay2U Not as bad as he lóòks

    Dec 7, 2010
    23 ft below sea level
    I know, but I'm funny too!
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  7. Jay2U

    Jay2U Not as bad as he lóòks

    Dec 7, 2010
    23 ft below sea level
    Gibson are working on a new bass, the Rip-Off™.
     
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  8. if you accidentally drop your precision bass in the car park as you're loading out and someone runs over it in their car - it's called a 'Fender Bender'
     
  9. The up-tuning fad has gone far enough. Real musicians will now be tuning their 5 string basses ADGCF. Because the open low A is under used despite being a powerful punctuation mark in a groove.
     
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  10. Jay2U

    Jay2U Not as bad as he lóòks

    Dec 7, 2010
    23 ft below sea level
    This is the Pressurewound string production facility of GHS. They make use of natural deep sea water pressure.
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  11. mrjim123

    mrjim123 Supporting Member

    May 17, 2008
    Indy
    The Gene Deer Band
    Isn't that actually deep C water?
     
  12. looks like an asymmetrical D profile.
     
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  13. Jay2U

    Jay2U Not as bad as he lóòks

    Dec 7, 2010
    23 ft below sea level
    It's a quadrubical curve.
     
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  14. Curse that Al Rubic and his quads.
     
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  15. I bought Rubic's cube, then Rubic's snake, even the sphere and the various stars but I'm drawing the line at the quadrubical curve; I know when I'm being had - as my collection of Nintendo DS and Fender Precision variants would tell you.
     
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  16. Jay2U

    Jay2U Not as bad as he lóòks

    Dec 7, 2010
    23 ft below sea level
    With only 1 bass left that's out of the way.
     
  17. zontar

    zontar

    Feb 19, 2014
    J-5
    Punk musicians are not allowed to grow past 6 feet tall

    All the ones you think are taller are wearing stilts under their pants.
     
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  18. Known as the Joey Ramone rule.
     
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  19. Black Sabbath had a cardboard cutout of Ronnie James Dio backstage. It had a sign on it that said "you must be at least this tall to go on stage"
     
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  20. A new SUPAGAROUPA is being formed, tentatively titled "Tha Holleywudd Ahlstarrs".

    Currently in rehearsal are the following moovystahrs and newflound bland members :

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    and newly recruited to front, stromm n seng...
    Joliette Looish

    Pee Arse
    Forgot the keese playah... Rayon Guzzling
     
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