Let's spread some musical misinformation

[datasmog]

That's no misinformation.

No, but it’s funny.

 

[PillO]

In an effort to live a full life for both himself and his fallen bandmates, Paul McCartney celebrates 3 birthdays a year. He is now over 140 years old.

 

[zontar]

Ringo stopped having birthdays in 1995--he has not aged since then.

 

[Jay2U]

Ringo stopped having birthdays in 1995--he has not aged since then.

Just like most of Mick Jagger. Only his moobs are aging.

 

[zontar]

Just like most of Mick Jagger. Only his moobs are aging.

Um, misinformation only please.

 

[Jay2U]

No, but it’s funny.

I know, but I'm funny too!

 

[Jay2U]

Gibson are working on a new bass, the Rip-Off™.

 

[NZBassman]

if you accidentally drop your precision bass in the car park as you're loading out and someone runs over it in their car - it's called a 'Fender Bender'

 

[PillO]

The up-tuning fad has gone far enough. Real musicians will now be tuning their 5 string basses ADGCF. Because the open low A is under used despite being a powerful punctuation mark in a groove.

 

[Jay2U]

This is the Pressurewound string production facility of GHS. They make use of natural deep sea water pressure.

 

[mrjim123]

This is the Pressurewound string production facility of GHS. They make use of natural deep sea water pressure.
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Isn't that actually deep C water?

 

[PillO]

Isn't that actually deep C water?

looks like an asymmetrical D profile.

 

[Jay2U]

looks like an asymmetrical D profile.

It's a quadrubical curve.

 

[PillO]

It's a quadrubical curve.

Curse that Al Rubic and his quads.

 

[1bassleft]

It's a quadrubical curve.

I bought Rubic's cube, then Rubic's snake, even the sphere and the various stars but I'm drawing the line at the quadrubical curve; I know when I'm being had - as my collection of Nintendo DS and Fender Precision variants would tell you.

 

[Jay2U]

....and Fender Precision variants would tell you.

With only 1 bass left that's out of the way.

 

[zontar]

Punk musicians are not allowed to grow past 6 feet tall

All the ones you think are taller are wearing stilts under their pants.

 

[PillO]

Punk musicians are not allowed to grow past 6 feet tall

All the ones you think are taller are wearing stilts under their pants.

Known as the Joey Ramone rule.

 

[PillO]

Black Sabbath had a cardboard cutout of Ronnie James Dio backstage. It had a sign on it that said "you must be at least this tall to go on stage"

 

[Feral Feline]

A new SUPAGAROUPA is being formed, tentatively titled "Tha Holleywudd Ahlstarrs".

Currently in rehearsal are the following moovystahrs and newflound bland members :

Johnnie Durp, Gittar
Keynanunanu Reeves, Baaz
Bruise Willus, hurp
Kirstian Bayle, Durrums

and newly recruited to front, stromm n seng...
Joliette Looish

Pee Arse
Forgot the keese playah... Rayon Guzzling