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I bought Marcel's single "The Sound of Silence" before Paul Simon spoiled it by writing a melody and lyrics - missing the point, IMO. Of course, mainstream stations and the ordinary record-buying public raved about the more commercial version. Typical. My concept album, "Dead Dolphins in Space" was also ignored by so-called 'music journalists'
 
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He is not a Mime. He had the only speaking role in Mel Brooks' Silent Movie
I LOVE Mell Brooks' movies including this one. I almost wet myself watching this scene. The irony just blew me away.

Speaking of irony, some people feel this literary technique is too "heavy". There's a push to rename it "aluminumony".
 

Drum rolls can only be played on slopes greater than forty-two degrees. If the incline is any gentler, momentum may be lost and your tempo will slow. On slopes greater than fifty degrees, you may end up with a speed metal snowball. Let this be a warning. Climb every mountain, but only within reason.

Care must be taken, especially on undulating land, where drum solos can sometimes spontaneously materialize, out of the blue, in all the wrong places. If this should happen, don't panic. Call the fire brigade, don your riot gear, send the children to bed, be sure to cover your eyes, block your ears, and then stand well clear until help arrives.​
 
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I bought Marcel's single "The Sound of Silence" before Paul Simon spoiled it by writing a melody and lyrics - missing the point, IMO. Of course, mainstream stations and the ordinary record-buying public raved about the more commercial version. Typical. My concept album, "Dead Dolphins in Space" was also ignored by so-called 'music journalists'
I loved Dead Dolphins in Space. But the follow up album In Space Everyone Can Hear You Scream but They Don't Care was a a bit derivative.
 
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I bought Marcel's single "The Sound of Silence" before Paul Simon spoiled it by writing a melody and lyrics - missing the point, IMO. Of course, mainstream stations and the ordinary record-buying public raved about the more commercial version. Typical. My concept album, "Dead Dolphins in Space" was also ignored by so-called 'music journalists'

Paul got the idea from Marcel, but Marcel got the idea for his whole career from Todd Snider...

 
I loved Dead Dolphins in Space. But the follow up album In Space Everyone Can Hear You Scream but They Don't Care was a a bit derivative.
Fair enough. I went into depression after the bad reviews for Dead Dolphins

Paul got the idea from Marcel, but Marcel got the idea for his whole career from Todd Snider...
Looks like Bob Dylan ripped of Todd's ideas, too. And to think Bob got a Nobel Prize.
 
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The off'D-heard B shifty — another might-E fine G'o-to C'hord — the B alt. end A'lt. of all the so-C'alt. siren sounds, will perhaps B worth a C'rack, if you're looking for A sharpish way out. A's long as the B'eat allows it, and B safe's no longer striking A chord with the F'ans.

G'ranted, it has B'come A cliché B'cause E'veryman and his D/A'wg likes to whip one out, alt. the time, these D'ays, for some strange reason. …

C why E should B safe? Just B cause. … F 'em. Anything's worth A shot, truth B told, when you've just laid your C'ards down and you're holding one too many A'ces.​
 
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All the Alternative Rock bands of the 90s and 00s were started by professional clowns. The bands were all named for the band leader's clown name. For example, Billy Corgan was the clown 'Smashing Pumpkins' before starting the eponymous band.

Other examples include:
Layne Staley aka Alice in Chains,
Shannon Hoon aka Blind Melon,
Eddie Vedder aka Pearl Jam,
Dave Grohl aka Foo Fighter,
Rivers Cuomo aka Weezer.
 
How do you know when you step on a Land-Mime if you can't hear the boom?


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It was miss-spelled, and therefore didn't sell well. It's a pedal for air-guitar, it was supposed to say "LANDMIME"
 
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